teenage mediocrity innit
jesus. everyone's getting all like "shit summers over quick let's have as much fun as we can". its dumb. but hopefully i will be too ill and dead to go to school from all the partaying and poison in me because its not like id disagree with them anyway.
but yeah...we had V.I.P tickets to this stupid festival but got very drunk and ended up harrassing all the bands backstage. it was so funny, then this guy robert gave us these pills and we left in a hurry. to play time crisis all night. some comedian thought itd be funny to try and crack jokes about us in his shitty act but it wasnt.
next day we went to the notting hill carnival thingummy, it was RUBBISH. i dont understand why everyone in the whole of london feels the need to go. it just turns into a sweaty drunken crush every single year. left that when we could and got trashed again off only-belle-knows-what cause she didnt say.
next day we were all tripping out and scared so we drank a tonne of this 50% alcohol shit. then we thought it would be a good idea to go smash up our schools in the middle of the night. this man started following us and we freaked out and he started running and masturbating everywhere. we got away but it was so scary.
then we threw all the recycling bottles at JAGs and smashed the front window.
the-en...we ran over to my old school and sat there for like four hours trying to set this bench and tree alight. we blew up tonnes of aerosols and shit, then when it got good this van came with all people with fucking huge torches. so we ran, got lost and had to jump this huge metal spiky fence, i fell off backwards, rosie half-impaled her hands on the spikes and belle got lost. then we got away.
but jesus it was all so...adventurous? and soo not lazy. my fucking leg feels like its been dislocated, still. and my back is like...broken from falling off the stupid fence.
i really cant handle so much action...i just wanna sleep......im missing Lost...its shit anyway but now theres nothing on tv to watch..
oh yeah JACK!! read this! it was the bench nearest the music school at alleyns thats all burnt up. that was us! hehe. we're arsonists.
bleh sorry for the loong entry.
but yeah...we had V.I.P tickets to this stupid festival but got very drunk and ended up harrassing all the bands backstage. it was so funny, then this guy robert gave us these pills and we left in a hurry. to play time crisis all night. some comedian thought itd be funny to try and crack jokes about us in his shitty act but it wasnt.
next day we went to the notting hill carnival thingummy, it was RUBBISH. i dont understand why everyone in the whole of london feels the need to go. it just turns into a sweaty drunken crush every single year. left that when we could and got trashed again off only-belle-knows-what cause she didnt say.
next day we were all tripping out and scared so we drank a tonne of this 50% alcohol shit. then we thought it would be a good idea to go smash up our schools in the middle of the night. this man started following us and we freaked out and he started running and masturbating everywhere. we got away but it was so scary.
then we threw all the recycling bottles at JAGs and smashed the front window.
the-en...we ran over to my old school and sat there for like four hours trying to set this bench and tree alight. we blew up tonnes of aerosols and shit, then when it got good this van came with all people with fucking huge torches. so we ran, got lost and had to jump this huge metal spiky fence, i fell off backwards, rosie half-impaled her hands on the spikes and belle got lost. then we got away.
but jesus it was all so...adventurous? and soo not lazy. my fucking leg feels like its been dislocated, still. and my back is like...broken from falling off the stupid fence.
i really cant handle so much action...i just wanna sleep......im missing Lost...its shit anyway but now theres nothing on tv to watch..
oh yeah JACK!! read this! it was the bench nearest the music school at alleyns thats all burnt up. that was us! hehe. we're arsonists.
bleh sorry for the loong entry.