morbidity
i found this on myspace and i have nothing better to do except work for school which is apparently not better than this
MORBID SURVEY
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
i bank on the fact that there most definitely are body parts in them at times, C00L.
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
i think no, only due to the fact that i presume human meat would taste much like beef (since beef is a red meat) and i'm not a huge fan of beef in general. plus, the smell of burning flesh is generally unpleasant, and things often taste like they smell.
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
sleeping pills definitely. i would slip away without being aware, as opposed to violent hallucinations and sweating and palpitations and other such things.
WOULD YOU RATHER BE...
{4} shot or stabbed?
shot in the heart so there would be instant death. stabbing is a slow process of squirting and bleeding to death.
{5} asphixiated or exanguinated?
the word is "exsanguinated." and i think i'd choose asphixiating over bleeding to death, it leaves a lot less mess for everyone else afterward.
{6} drowned or buried alive?
i'm extremely afraid of deep water so i'd say buried alive, that could potentially even be sort of cool, i could dig myself out.
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
blunt force trauma is a lot more swift and one would be a lot more unaware of it than being crushed to death
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
both are pretty bad. i'd say overdosed because at least that would be in my control and i'd be the idiot, instead of poisoned, it would totally be against my will.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
flesh melting virus sounds sexy. rats and ants are creepy. ants all over...freudian/dali-an nightmare
{10 } out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
buried alive. there is definitely the potential to escape.
{WHICH IS WORSE}
{11} which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
torture and mutilation against the person's will.
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
intentionally, that makes for a more interesting newspaper article. plus, the involvement of detectives and autopsies and all of that fun stuff.
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
hitmen get less satisfaction out of the act of murder, thus killing in a more "humane" way. serial killers get off on it, so they do all kinds of wack things that can be extremely sick and brutal. definitely hitman.
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
i'm mortally afraid of both, but i think more afraid of planes.
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
away from home, killed in your home...gahhh thats horrible.
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
hahahaa whattttt....? what a decision. i can't make that decision.
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
i'd like to think someone i knew wouldn't want to kill me, unless they were a wacked-out acquaintance or something. a stalker...i'd like to think i'm not being tracked or followed. a random crazy that popped out of nowhere and did the deed...probably the lesser evil out of all the choices.
{RANDOM}
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
cremated, i don't want to take up a lot of space on our planet when i'm no longer contributing. plus i want my ashes scattered over the alps.
{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
on a ship at sea
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
death in june - "good mourning sun"
slint - "good morning captain"
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
a black dress with black tights and a ruffly white shirt sticking out with a black bow around my kneck, holding my head on.
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
tyra banks
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
it will be on a ship at sea, lots of new romantic gothic music playing and everyone has to wear black bows around their neck, all black clothing and drink gin and tonics.
{24 } would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
i don't want to be forgotten! but i don't think i'm evil or extreme enough to be hated that significantly.
{25 ] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
apparently everyone dies alone, but if i had the choice i'd die loved
MORBID SURVEY
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
i bank on the fact that there most definitely are body parts in them at times, C00L.
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
i think no, only due to the fact that i presume human meat would taste much like beef (since beef is a red meat) and i'm not a huge fan of beef in general. plus, the smell of burning flesh is generally unpleasant, and things often taste like they smell.
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
sleeping pills definitely. i would slip away without being aware, as opposed to violent hallucinations and sweating and palpitations and other such things.
WOULD YOU RATHER BE...
{4} shot or stabbed?
shot in the heart so there would be instant death. stabbing is a slow process of squirting and bleeding to death.
{5} asphixiated or exanguinated?
the word is "exsanguinated." and i think i'd choose asphixiating over bleeding to death, it leaves a lot less mess for everyone else afterward.
{6} drowned or buried alive?
i'm extremely afraid of deep water so i'd say buried alive, that could potentially even be sort of cool, i could dig myself out.
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
blunt force trauma is a lot more swift and one would be a lot more unaware of it than being crushed to death
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
both are pretty bad. i'd say overdosed because at least that would be in my control and i'd be the idiot, instead of poisoned, it would totally be against my will.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
flesh melting virus sounds sexy. rats and ants are creepy. ants all over...freudian/dali-an nightmare
{10 } out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
buried alive. there is definitely the potential to escape.
{WHICH IS WORSE}
{11} which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
torture and mutilation against the person's will.
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
intentionally, that makes for a more interesting newspaper article. plus, the involvement of detectives and autopsies and all of that fun stuff.
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
hitmen get less satisfaction out of the act of murder, thus killing in a more "humane" way. serial killers get off on it, so they do all kinds of wack things that can be extremely sick and brutal. definitely hitman.
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
i'm mortally afraid of both, but i think more afraid of planes.
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
away from home, killed in your home...gahhh thats horrible.
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
hahahaa whattttt....? what a decision. i can't make that decision.
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
i'd like to think someone i knew wouldn't want to kill me, unless they were a wacked-out acquaintance or something. a stalker...i'd like to think i'm not being tracked or followed. a random crazy that popped out of nowhere and did the deed...probably the lesser evil out of all the choices.
{RANDOM}
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
cremated, i don't want to take up a lot of space on our planet when i'm no longer contributing. plus i want my ashes scattered over the alps.
{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
on a ship at sea
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
death in june - "good mourning sun"
slint - "good morning captain"
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
a black dress with black tights and a ruffly white shirt sticking out with a black bow around my kneck, holding my head on.
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
tyra banks
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
it will be on a ship at sea, lots of new romantic gothic music playing and everyone has to wear black bows around their neck, all black clothing and drink gin and tonics.
{24 } would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
i don't want to be forgotten! but i don't think i'm evil or extreme enough to be hated that significantly.
{25 ] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
apparently everyone dies alone, but if i had the choice i'd die loved