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My post tributed to Bob & Tom
Anouncer: He's back on Broadway. He's an actor, a dancer, a singer, and he's Bob's brother. Peter Kevoian, staring in the electrifying one man show, Bob and Tom- The Musical. Peter has audiences cheering as he portrays the entire Bob & Tom cast, with original book and song written by Tom Griswold. This producton is the newest must see show on the great white way. You won't wanna miss Peter's moving portrayal of anguished sports caster Chick McGee.
Peter: Look at me, I'm Chick McGee. No one sees the little girl insid of me. My closets full of panties and bresiers. I dress up and pretend I'm Britany Spears. And I pray that no one else will ever see. The little girl inside of Chick McGee. Where ever you go what ever you do, always wear a panty liner.
Anouncer: It's the greatest one man show ever! It's Peter Kevoian in Bob & Tom- The Musical. Here's Peter in the role of sexy news caster, Kristy Lee.
Peter: Dear Bob, Tom, and Chick. I'm so sick of all of you guys, bragging about your genital size. You guys do nothing but sit on your butts, pickin' your noses, scratchin' your nuts. Better treat me right or I'm calling it quits. When I read the news, keep your hands of my tits! I'll walk away with all of your lote, when I file my sexual harasment suit!!!! Signed Kristi Lee.
Anouncer: It's Bob & Tom- The Musical. The one man show staring Peter Kevoian. Here's Peter's portrayle of his own brother Bob.
Peter: I like boobs and I like beer. I like boobs and I like beer. I like boobs. I like beer. I like boobs and I like beer. I like boobs and I like beer. I like boobs! I like beer!
Anouncer: It's Peter Kevoian as the entire cast of the Bob & Tom show. Theater critic Rex Rays says " I love this show! This is one Peter I can't get enough of." Audiences stand on their feet for the shows finally, a tribute to Tom Griswold.
Peter: I've got a gourges head of hair. Their's no hair like it any where. Some might say I wrote the book on style. And I'de love to stop and talk with you awhile. I get complaments on the clothes I where.
Background singer: Tom
Peter: Did I mention my gourges hea of hair.
Background singer: Tom
Peter: My Bangs are always falling in my eyes.
Background singer: Tom
Peter: They say some day I'll get the Noble Prize. Uh..... I'm sorry I just can't go on. Tom wrote these lyrics and this is just total bullshit! So I asked my brother Bob to write our finally, all about Tom. And Bob is here to sing it with me.
Bob & Peter: Toms' an assbag. TOMS' AN ASSBAG. And Bob Likes Boobs and Beer. Sing it with feelings. TOMS' AN ASSBAG! TOMS' AN ASSBAG! AND BOB LIKES BOOBS AND BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anouncer: He's back on Broadway. He's an actor, a dancer, a singer, and he's Bob's brother. Peter Kevoian, staring in the electrifying one man show, Bob and Tom- The Musical. Peter has audiences cheering as he portrays the entire Bob & Tom cast, with original book and song written by Tom Griswold. This producton is the newest must see show on the great white way. You won't wanna miss Peter's moving portrayal of anguished sports caster Chick McGee.
Peter: Look at me, I'm Chick McGee. No one sees the little girl insid of me. My closets full of panties and bresiers. I dress up and pretend I'm Britany Spears. And I pray that no one else will ever see. The little girl inside of Chick McGee. Where ever you go what ever you do, always wear a panty liner.
Anouncer: It's the greatest one man show ever! It's Peter Kevoian in Bob & Tom- The Musical. Here's Peter in the role of sexy news caster, Kristy Lee.
Peter: Dear Bob, Tom, and Chick. I'm so sick of all of you guys, bragging about your genital size. You guys do nothing but sit on your butts, pickin' your noses, scratchin' your nuts. Better treat me right or I'm calling it quits. When I read the news, keep your hands of my tits! I'll walk away with all of your lote, when I file my sexual harasment suit!!!! Signed Kristi Lee.
Anouncer: It's Bob & Tom- The Musical. The one man show staring Peter Kevoian. Here's Peter's portrayle of his own brother Bob.
Peter: I like boobs and I like beer. I like boobs and I like beer. I like boobs. I like beer. I like boobs and I like beer. I like boobs and I like beer. I like boobs! I like beer!
Anouncer: It's Peter Kevoian as the entire cast of the Bob & Tom show. Theater critic Rex Rays says " I love this show! This is one Peter I can't get enough of." Audiences stand on their feet for the shows finally, a tribute to Tom Griswold.
Peter: I've got a gourges head of hair. Their's no hair like it any where. Some might say I wrote the book on style. And I'de love to stop and talk with you awhile. I get complaments on the clothes I where.
Background singer: Tom
Peter: Did I mention my gourges hea of hair.
Background singer: Tom
Peter: My Bangs are always falling in my eyes.
Background singer: Tom
Peter: They say some day I'll get the Noble Prize. Uh..... I'm sorry I just can't go on. Tom wrote these lyrics and this is just total bullshit! So I asked my brother Bob to write our finally, all about Tom. And Bob is here to sing it with me.
Bob & Peter: Toms' an assbag. TOMS' AN ASSBAG. And Bob Likes Boobs and Beer. Sing it with feelings. TOMS' AN ASSBAG! TOMS' AN ASSBAG! AND BOB LIKES BOOBS AND BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!