becuz nobody gives a dam what i have to say

[heartlessscum]

Chicken legs and scrambled eggs
Potato chips in onion dip
Are things I eat for breakfast everyday
Honey ham and soggy spam
Jimmy dean with refried beans
Help me to get started on my way

Roasted goose in pickle juice
Hamburger in vinegar
Are things I like to eat during lunch
Jellyfish with bacon bits
Pork and beans with shaving cream
Are things you know I really like to munch

Onion rings and burger king
Winter coats and bars of soap
Lava lamps and postage stamps
Broken jars and foreign cars
Carpet hair and tupperware
Saxophones and cobblestones
Electric eels and stainless steel

Banana splits with southern grits
Throat lozenges with sausages
Are supper meals that really taste yummy
Chocolate malts with cubes of salt and
Crepe suzette made from insects
Are things I like to put in my tummy

Boys and girls, you better be cautious
Cause you know I'm feeling real nautious
And you know my face is turning green