A Stolen Meme
Quoting halo4: This might be the best meme ever.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the most amusing definition it gives you.
1. Your name: Christopher
An EXTREAMLY fineee guy with nice nipples, ass and penis =).
Has sudden outbreaks of being a complete jackass, but makes it up to you edventually. Christopher's aren't afraid to pleasure a guy's needs as well..lucky fools!! =D.
Becca- "Wow, did you just see that hot stud walk by?"
Kaitlyn- "Yea gurll..James and I slept with him last weekend."
James- "Dayumm straight we did. It was pre much the most fabulousss experience ever!!"
James- "Yo. Christopher. We still on for next weekend?"
Christopher- "Yea dude. I call top this time ;)."
2. Your age: 20
The old age and death of a typical anime character.
You only see a big-eyed, towheaded schoolkid either in tweens or between ages 13-19 in the anime/manga world. Never 20 or older.
3. One of your friends: Sylvia
Refers to a girl who exits swiftly after turning out the lights
She sylvia'd up the stairs so no one would get her
4. What you should be doing: Reading
the biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live.
Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.
5. Your favorite color: Blue
The answer to any and all Mathmatical Problems
AKA: 4
1 + 2 = Blue
7/5 = Blue
6. Your birthplace: Fresno (the one in Cali)
The armpit (or toilet) of California. There is nothing )within a 2 hour drive) to do. AT ALL. The people are generaly not attractive, and worse than that, they are snobby! Ugly AND snobby! 99% of thoes who are not snobby are stupid. (.5% of the population are normal people)We have frequent drive-bys and car thefts. We have recently aquired about 5000 -=AzN=- (the dirty ones, (vietnam, laos, phillipians, ect...) not 'white' Asians from Japan or China)refugies and COUNTLESS mexicans. The dirty kind mind you, not the ones that act like human beings. They multiply like rats. Anyway, there is something to be said for our cutural diversity... go to one part of town and you are in vietnam! And only 10 minutes away is little Mexico! (That was heavy scarcasm for thoes of you who dont understand it) The weather is HOT in the summer (100+)and cold in the winter. Not cold enough to snow, (that would be nice) but cold enough to make you miserable. Dark clouds, wind, ect... Miserable. Utterly miserable. It has the worst Air quality in the U.S. (Thank you San Fransisco) Its like we're smoking all the time. Miserable place.
Man 1: Fuck you!
Man 2: Go to Fresno!
Man 1: *runs away crying*
7. Last person you talked to: Katie
amazingly cool
slightly depressed (but who isnt)
forever freezing
amazingly HOTT
completely stupid and imature (in a good way) has the most amazing friends EVER
phsyco (as in not mentally stable) but perfectly safe
comes from the name Katherine BUT IS A NORMAL NAME AS WELL
meens 'pure'
but soooo isnt
just generally the coolest outcast YOU will EVER meet!
"wow, that girl is crazy"
"yea, but shes totally hot"
"umhum"
"she must be a Katie"
8. Last thing you had to drink: Sprite
a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans
thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels
9. Your nickname: Wuffie
White Urban Fuckup (or Failure, if you prefer). Term describing that element of the white American underclass that is neither rural (see white trash) nor suburban (see wigger). Roughly equivalent to UK terms like ned, chav, townie, etc. Common identifying marks include bad prison tattoos, rotten teeth, pasty complexion, cartoonish jewelry, and a stubborn belief that the uglier the neighborhood, the prouder one should be to dwell in it.
"Let's not go to that bar tonight, it's a nest of wuffies on weekends."
"White trash? Honey, real white trash would eat that sad wuffie for breakfast."
"Southie is America's oldest and most famous wuffie settlement."
That was the only definition for wuffie. >:(
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the most amusing definition it gives you.
1. Your name: Christopher
An EXTREAMLY fineee guy with nice nipples, ass and penis =).
Has sudden outbreaks of being a complete jackass, but makes it up to you edventually. Christopher's aren't afraid to pleasure a guy's needs as well..lucky fools!! =D.
Becca- "Wow, did you just see that hot stud walk by?"
Kaitlyn- "Yea gurll..James and I slept with him last weekend."
James- "Dayumm straight we did. It was pre much the most fabulousss experience ever!!"
James- "Yo. Christopher. We still on for next weekend?"
Christopher- "Yea dude. I call top this time ;)."
2. Your age: 20
The old age and death of a typical anime character.
You only see a big-eyed, towheaded schoolkid either in tweens or between ages 13-19 in the anime/manga world. Never 20 or older.
3. One of your friends: Sylvia
Refers to a girl who exits swiftly after turning out the lights
She sylvia'd up the stairs so no one would get her
4. What you should be doing: Reading
the biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live.
Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.
5. Your favorite color: Blue
The answer to any and all Mathmatical Problems
AKA: 4
1 + 2 = Blue
7/5 = Blue
6. Your birthplace: Fresno (the one in Cali)
The armpit (or toilet) of California. There is nothing )within a 2 hour drive) to do. AT ALL. The people are generaly not attractive, and worse than that, they are snobby! Ugly AND snobby! 99% of thoes who are not snobby are stupid. (.5% of the population are normal people)We have frequent drive-bys and car thefts. We have recently aquired about 5000 -=AzN=- (the dirty ones, (vietnam, laos, phillipians, ect...) not 'white' Asians from Japan or China)refugies and COUNTLESS mexicans. The dirty kind mind you, not the ones that act like human beings. They multiply like rats. Anyway, there is something to be said for our cutural diversity... go to one part of town and you are in vietnam! And only 10 minutes away is little Mexico! (That was heavy scarcasm for thoes of you who dont understand it) The weather is HOT in the summer (100+)and cold in the winter. Not cold enough to snow, (that would be nice) but cold enough to make you miserable. Dark clouds, wind, ect... Miserable. Utterly miserable. It has the worst Air quality in the U.S. (Thank you San Fransisco) Its like we're smoking all the time. Miserable place.
Man 1: Fuck you!
Man 2: Go to Fresno!
Man 1: *runs away crying*
7. Last person you talked to: Katie
amazingly cool
slightly depressed (but who isnt)
forever freezing
amazingly HOTT
completely stupid and imature (in a good way) has the most amazing friends EVER
phsyco (as in not mentally stable) but perfectly safe
comes from the name Katherine BUT IS A NORMAL NAME AS WELL
meens 'pure'
but soooo isnt
just generally the coolest outcast YOU will EVER meet!
"wow, that girl is crazy"
"yea, but shes totally hot"
"umhum"
"she must be a Katie"
8. Last thing you had to drink: Sprite
a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans
thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels
9. Your nickname: Wuffie
White Urban Fuckup (or Failure, if you prefer). Term describing that element of the white American underclass that is neither rural (see white trash) nor suburban (see wigger). Roughly equivalent to UK terms like ned, chav, townie, etc. Common identifying marks include bad prison tattoos, rotten teeth, pasty complexion, cartoonish jewelry, and a stubborn belief that the uglier the neighborhood, the prouder one should be to dwell in it.
"Let's not go to that bar tonight, it's a nest of wuffies on weekends."
"White trash? Honey, real white trash would eat that sad wuffie for breakfast."
"Southie is America's oldest and most famous wuffie settlement."
That was the only definition for wuffie. >:(