*sobs brokenly* Why, dear sweet gods, why? Why must you do this to me? Okay, it's better than horrendously OOC Lexaeus raping Zexion...but only in the sense that death by 800 cuts is better than death by 1000 cuts.
Lexaeus: Well, that was... Zexion: Yes. Lexaeus: Sorry about all the times there may have been subtext or something... Zexion: It wasn't your fault, Lexaeus. It wasn't anyone's fault. Lexaeus: So, shall we... ? Zexion: Get the white-as-hell out of here? Yes, please. Both: *portal out, traumatized*
Poor boys. They suffer nobly in the name of spork.
*still fuming* No! No! You do not make Lexaeus and Zexion and any sex they may or may not be having (not that it's anyone's business) into some horrible generic rapefic THING!! Fail! At life!! And Nobodies!!! And SCIENCE!!!!
Is it bad that at the part where Zexion slapped Lexaeus, I was mostly thinking, "But... how did he reach his face? Did he jump or something?" The rest of the fic... I can't bring myself to comment. The spork was great though, especially if it's your first one.
OW, MY BRAIN. I was so UNPREPARED for true badfic after this month's spork lull. 'Oh, it can't be that bad.' I forgot how bad. DX AND SO ANTICLIMACTIC. I ABUSE CAPSLOCK TO CONVEY MY DISGUST.
But I loved the inserts and the commentary! It was a good mix. I'd love to see it more often. And I really should have learned by now not to read these things in front of other people who will have to put up with me laughing nonstop.
It's okay to abuse capslock. You aren't writing a fanfiction with it. D;
I'm sure the MCP would understand. Otherwise, thanks for the compliments. I was a little nervous about it at first but so far there have been positive reviews about the sporking. Glad it made you laugh as opposed to cry tears of unhappy blood. Or something.
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When he's ready, get him to the edge, and don't make him go past it!
Lexaeus: Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 munny!
Zexion: But how else will I buy you expensive designer pants?
Oh, how I laughed.
Great sporking, BAD fic. Not the worst I've seen, but still bad enough to make me cringe. Props to you for surviving through it.
I love your Lexaeus. Most people just think he's a totally boring character who does nothing but grunt, so great job on that. :D
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Lexaeus is my favorite character ever. He needs more love/less rape.
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Lexaeus: Well, that was...
Zexion: Yes.
Lexaeus: Sorry about all the times there may have been subtext or something...
Zexion: It wasn't your fault, Lexaeus. It wasn't anyone's fault.
Lexaeus: So, shall we... ?
Zexion: Get the white-as-hell out of here? Yes, please.
Both: *portal out, traumatized*
Poor boys. They suffer nobly in the name of spork.
*still fuming* No! No! You do not make Lexaeus and Zexion and any sex they may or may not be having (not that it's anyone's business) into some horrible generic rapefic THING!! Fail! At life!! And Nobodies!!! And SCIENCE!!!!
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And thanks. It was my first one, but I've read all of them on here, so I can't say I was inexperienced.
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AND SO ANTICLIMACTIC. I ABUSE CAPSLOCK TO CONVEY MY DISGUST.
But I loved the inserts and the commentary! It was a good mix. I'd love to see it more often. And I really should have learned by now not to read these things in front of other people who will have to put up with me laughing nonstop.
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I'm sure the MCP would understand. Otherwise, thanks for the compliments. I was a little nervous about it at first but so far there have been positive reviews about the sporking. Glad it made you laugh as opposed to cry tears of unhappy blood. Or something.
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I cannot tell you how hard I laughed at that. XD
Great spork, especially for a first try. ^^
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