Looks like you've got a case of the mondays...
Well it's monday. Last night me and Jackie hung out for the first time. We watched CKY2K, it was great. Especially when the go to the clip of Brandon shitting in a toilet, and the camera is wicked close to his ass. You can hear the shit coming out...ha ha ha. Anyways, she has a really nice car, ofcourse her parents bought it for her. Its like a 2004 Civic or something like that, and it's stick - hot. Well everyone in Englsih today was sleepy and Mrs. Pavese made the class get up and stretch for a minute so we wouldn't fall asleep. Then I walked Jackie to locker number 1 where her stuff wasn't there, and then we were on our way to locker number 2 and Mrs. Villnase(spelled incorrectly?) told her to just get into the class and she couldn't get her notebook. Then I went to studyhall. It was better than usual because that annoying piece of shit Brian Grimsley wasn't there. Then early lunch, Then homeroom sign in. Then late lunch I stopped at Jackie's table and asked if she was going to sit with us. I was denied. But then suprisingly she came over after she ate and stuff, i didn't expect her to, so yeah, that was cool. After lunch, we walked to locker number 2 and then she departed to global and I went to PIG. We met up after class and walked together eventually finding our way to Pat Cronin's locker-that's the hang out spot. We then walked with Nick Streeter untill me and Nick had to turn into our shitty fucking class: HTML. It goes downhill from there.
These kids thought they were going to be cool and sit in Nick, Pete, and Testerone's(A.K.A. me) seats. It didn't fly with me, and I told them if they sat there that I was going to kill all of them. They then preceded to log on...mistake. So that little "I masturbate to DDR" Justin Brefka was sitting in my seat and I went over to him. I then told him to get out of my seat and log off my computer and my hand on his back. Mr. Shulz then yelled at me and made the retarded comment "we don't have our own seats in this class," so I backed off, I wasn't getting expelled for Justin Brefka, he's a fag. He probably jerks off like I don't know...8 times a day. Anyways. So the computer I picked, the kid who doesn't do work in the class, it actually worked. There was only 3 working ones if you include the teachers. So after about 10-20 minutes Mr. Shulz tells me to get off so Nick or Pete can do work. Now he singles me out because A: he hates me and B: I don't do work. But with the crazy rageing feelings I currently have, i flip out on him. I scream "This is fucking gay!" He then tells me i'm getting written up for that. So I give up my computer and by this point i'm really pissed off. Why the fuck should I get off the computer for Mr. Shulz? He's fucking retarded, and so is his son. So i'm pissed off and sit in my desk, put my headphones in, and put my head down. I'm listening to music for like 5 minutes and then he taps me on the shoulder and says hes writeing me a pass to the deans. You people don't know how pissed off someone can get, even by "little" things like this. So I'm all angry and shit going to Mrs. Haggemans. I take a piss on the way there. I go there and she said she called me for "fucking"(ha ha) around in the bathroom with Allen. But then Kevin(Mr. Shulz) told her what I said. So she said it's an automatic 3 day OSS, and that pisses me off more. She tells me that i'm going to sit in house 1 guidance for the rest of the day, and I tell her I just want to go back to class(because Nick, Pete, and Adam are there). So she said she will walk me back there, talks to Mr. Shulz, and then I admit that I probably won't do any work when they ask me if i'm going to do anything. After we leave I told her i'm just going to drop the class. I would probably end up doing something bad to Mr. Shulz if I stayed there, it's funny, I know. So i get the drop slip and go back to have him sign it and tell Nick and Adam whats up. I then go and sit in the office for the rest of the day and unwind.
A little after I got home I called Jackie to tell her what happened. we talked for a sec, and then she said she was getting pizza and then going to the dentist. Lucky for the dentist she's eating right before she goes there, lol. I have to say the dentist is the most evil doctor in the world, I hate going to the dentist. I hate knowing i'm going to be in a shit mood and have things done to me that I dont want and that suck. Anyways, she told me to call her in a hour. I feel asleep watching Independance Day, you know, the one with that Nigger in it. Anyways, my mom called and woke me up. But the wierd thing was that it was the same time that i was supposed to call Jackie back, crazyness, I know. So I called Jackie and we talked untill she had to go to work - 5. I ate hotdogs (bulking) and then researched creatine and mass producing agents. I think I am going to get some BSN No-Xplode, it's supposed to be really good. Justin...are you going to leave a long comment for this one? It's not a steroid. Its Nitric Oxide and Creatine, don't worry hot stuff. Yo, you gotta nice ass. I then ate cheeseburgers. Anyways Megan Catalano just IMed me...fucking wierd. So yeah i'm going to go lay down and watch something and wait till' 9:30 to call Jacquelyn, ha ha, thats what i'm going to call her from now on. So yeah, I can stay awake for however long I want tonight, Yay! I'll still get my sleep and recover properly. Good deal. Well goodnight to all, and to all a goodnight, even though it's like 7:30.
These kids thought they were going to be cool and sit in Nick, Pete, and Testerone's(A.K.A. me) seats. It didn't fly with me, and I told them if they sat there that I was going to kill all of them. They then preceded to log on...mistake. So that little "I masturbate to DDR" Justin Brefka was sitting in my seat and I went over to him. I then told him to get out of my seat and log off my computer and my hand on his back. Mr. Shulz then yelled at me and made the retarded comment "we don't have our own seats in this class," so I backed off, I wasn't getting expelled for Justin Brefka, he's a fag. He probably jerks off like I don't know...8 times a day. Anyways. So the computer I picked, the kid who doesn't do work in the class, it actually worked. There was only 3 working ones if you include the teachers. So after about 10-20 minutes Mr. Shulz tells me to get off so Nick or Pete can do work. Now he singles me out because A: he hates me and B: I don't do work. But with the crazy rageing feelings I currently have, i flip out on him. I scream "This is fucking gay!" He then tells me i'm getting written up for that. So I give up my computer and by this point i'm really pissed off. Why the fuck should I get off the computer for Mr. Shulz? He's fucking retarded, and so is his son. So i'm pissed off and sit in my desk, put my headphones in, and put my head down. I'm listening to music for like 5 minutes and then he taps me on the shoulder and says hes writeing me a pass to the deans. You people don't know how pissed off someone can get, even by "little" things like this. So I'm all angry and shit going to Mrs. Haggemans. I take a piss on the way there. I go there and she said she called me for "fucking"(ha ha) around in the bathroom with Allen. But then Kevin(Mr. Shulz) told her what I said. So she said it's an automatic 3 day OSS, and that pisses me off more. She tells me that i'm going to sit in house 1 guidance for the rest of the day, and I tell her I just want to go back to class(because Nick, Pete, and Adam are there). So she said she will walk me back there, talks to Mr. Shulz, and then I admit that I probably won't do any work when they ask me if i'm going to do anything. After we leave I told her i'm just going to drop the class. I would probably end up doing something bad to Mr. Shulz if I stayed there, it's funny, I know. So i get the drop slip and go back to have him sign it and tell Nick and Adam whats up. I then go and sit in the office for the rest of the day and unwind.
A little after I got home I called Jackie to tell her what happened. we talked for a sec, and then she said she was getting pizza and then going to the dentist. Lucky for the dentist she's eating right before she goes there, lol. I have to say the dentist is the most evil doctor in the world, I hate going to the dentist. I hate knowing i'm going to be in a shit mood and have things done to me that I dont want and that suck. Anyways, she told me to call her in a hour. I feel asleep watching Independance Day, you know, the one with that Nigger in it. Anyways, my mom called and woke me up. But the wierd thing was that it was the same time that i was supposed to call Jackie back, crazyness, I know. So I called Jackie and we talked untill she had to go to work - 5. I ate hotdogs (bulking) and then researched creatine and mass producing agents. I think I am going to get some BSN No-Xplode, it's supposed to be really good. Justin...are you going to leave a long comment for this one? It's not a steroid. Its Nitric Oxide and Creatine, don't worry hot stuff. Yo, you gotta nice ass. I then ate cheeseburgers. Anyways Megan Catalano just IMed me...fucking wierd. So yeah i'm going to go lay down and watch something and wait till' 9:30 to call Jacquelyn, ha ha, thats what i'm going to call her from now on. So yeah, I can stay awake for however long I want tonight, Yay! I'll still get my sleep and recover properly. Good deal. Well goodnight to all, and to all a goodnight, even though it's like 7:30.