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i unwittingly went to the largest shoe warehouse i have ever seen in my entire life on wednesday evening. monica, rachel and i all walked out with brilliant high heels in large shopping bags. mine are luscious bubblegum glittery pink and red patent leather, 5 inch high malibu barbie knock-offs, cost $7.10 including tax, and are not the winter boots i intended upon, as i only own severely-impractical lovely, yet winter misery inducing shoes. we proceeded to rachels house and pranced around in our newly purchased wonders, wearing facial masks, and imbibing coconut rum, my new favorite pasttime, yum yum. i painted my toe nails bright red after i pumiced and soaked my stinkers, than proceeded to become completely obsessed and began an unavoidable descent into self-induced foot fetish.
we watched Elf which is my new favorite movie, as i identify with the beginning 20 minutes of hugeness to tinyness ratio. especially in my 5 inch heels, which make me a gargantuan 6'3", scientificaly speaking, of course. watch out worcester.
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i am so excited i cant even think about going to phoenix and the wedding, i may explode and pass out and get the head injury the girl in 50 first dates had... me and monami are going to stay at the farm (the oranges will just be getting to the first round of ripeness since the spring blooming that milli and i were intoxicated by on our march drive) and rent a car for part of the trip in order to do a little expeditionary field work in relaion to our heartdreams of moving to an undecided location in the sonoran desert next fall.
we watched Elf which is my new favorite movie, as i identify with the beginning 20 minutes of hugeness to tinyness ratio. especially in my 5 inch heels, which make me a gargantuan 6'3", scientificaly speaking, of course. watch out worcester.
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i am so excited i cant even think about going to phoenix and the wedding, i may explode and pass out and get the head injury the girl in 50 first dates had... me and monami are going to stay at the farm (the oranges will just be getting to the first round of ripeness since the spring blooming that milli and i were intoxicated by on our march drive) and rent a car for part of the trip in order to do a little expeditionary field work in relaion to our heartdreams of moving to an undecided location in the sonoran desert next fall.