And Today Was A Day Just Like Any Other
The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMm)
Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.
You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.
You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.
Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.
Your exact opposite:
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer
You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably have lots of kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Wild Rose
CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Intern
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
Took this a year or two ago, things haven't changed...
I'm Difficult :/
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Hard to Please
You had sex with 9 out of 21!
You are hard to please. You are highly selective of females, showing not even a marginal interest in marginal women. Of the 21 women I showed you, 7 to 9 were satisfactory,
meaning you have standards that are tighter than average. It is likely
that in your everyday life you're not much of a gawker or whistler, and
-- I'm going out on a limb here -- you don't sleep with hookers.
You are more likely to choose a woman by her face than her body.
Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #3, third most critical, test taker.
As an experiment, you might try the test late at night, under the influence of alcohol.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on tolerance
Link: The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test