Lies that children tell.
Schmoopette and I were coloring today and she gave me a look that suggested that she was a) pooping, b) doing differential calculus, or c) both.
So I asked her: "Schmoopette, are you making poop?"
Most of my questions are met with apathy or at most a gesture, but this one warranted a full "No." in response. With punctuation.
It might have been a convincing lie, had the smell not given her away. I'll bet she wasn't doing calculus either, though even if she was, I would have no way of knowing or understanding what she was going on about.
In unrelated news: I've broken out into hives. What the shark?! I guess I must have some sort of minor ailment at all times. I just got over the Cold That Would Not End. And now, the hives. I've determined it's not the plague, but I have no idea what on earth is wrong with me. I just hope Benadryl can treat it so that I can resume my poop-questioning tomorrow. I also hope I don't need to take the Benadryl tomorrow so that I'm alert enough to ask said questions.
MomBoss asked me if they make non-drowsy Benadryl... I've never seen such a thing, and when I checked the active ingredient on the box I have here at home, it's the same as the active ingredient in Tylenol PM. GR8. Work times should not be sleepy times, so hopefully I won't need any tomorrow.
So I asked her: "Schmoopette, are you making poop?"
Most of my questions are met with apathy or at most a gesture, but this one warranted a full "No." in response. With punctuation.
It might have been a convincing lie, had the smell not given her away. I'll bet she wasn't doing calculus either, though even if she was, I would have no way of knowing or understanding what she was going on about.
In unrelated news: I've broken out into hives. What the shark?! I guess I must have some sort of minor ailment at all times. I just got over the Cold That Would Not End. And now, the hives. I've determined it's not the plague, but I have no idea what on earth is wrong with me. I just hope Benadryl can treat it so that I can resume my poop-questioning tomorrow. I also hope I don't need to take the Benadryl tomorrow so that I'm alert enough to ask said questions.
MomBoss asked me if they make non-drowsy Benadryl... I've never seen such a thing, and when I checked the active ingredient on the box I have here at home, it's the same as the active ingredient in Tylenol PM. GR8. Work times should not be sleepy times, so hopefully I won't need any tomorrow.