My tweets
- Thu, 16:45: I just found a pound on the floor in Tesco. What have you achieved today?
- Thu, 17:31: Totally pooping the heck out of my bumhole right now.
- Thu, 17:58: I'm going to learn to drive just so this can be our bairn's favourite song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUDtFdnn9oQ
- Thu, 22:21: Rapping About Rape And Homosexuals Just For Lolz. Lol. http://hrtbps.com/post/5425358767