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my god cheesy chat up lines are the fucking best!
some of my favs....
Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?
-No
-Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?
-Hey Baby. In the human race you're a winner.
-Is your last name jacob?
-Why?
-Cos your a real cracker.
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
and.....
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
HAHAHA!
some of my favs....
Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?
-No
-Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?
-Hey Baby. In the human race you're a winner.
-Is your last name jacob?
-Why?
-Cos your a real cracker.
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
and.....
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
HAHAHA!