per kelly's request - WARNING: GRAPHIC NUDITY INSIDE
In reference to this entry...Kelly would like me to tell the WHOLE story. The whole, true story, even though it is frightening and nightmarish and something so catastrophic I do not wish anyone ever has to see what I had to last night.
Last night I saw a naked man. Nay, a naked boy. Men do not run around outside their college dorm building during a real fire with their clothes off in the freezing cold for kicks and giggles.
I digress.
Said boy took off his sweatshirt, followed a few minutes later by his pants. And I looked. And I did NOT giggle.
Why? you ask. Why did you look at the naked boy?
It was like a car wreck - I knew I shouldn't, yet I couldn't look away.
So I looked. And I saw his butt and then, in a split second, too quick for me to avert my eyes, he turned towards me.
And I saw IT. No, not Stephen King's IT - random boy's IT.
And IT was hairy. And short. HAIRY AND SHORT. HAIRY AND SHORT. Small, even. And just, hanging there.
He was proud of himself. Why, I will never know, but he was.
So here's to you, Naked Boy With a Small and Hairy IT.
Thank you, for I shall never see again.
And there you have it folks - the true story. The horrible truth, not the sugar-coated version from last night.
As horrible as it was, I feel like you should know the truth, and I am sorry for keeping it from you this long.