My name is Scarlet.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!
Today was fun. With running to Dunkin Donuts with jessy,nikki, and sam. And Jess riding the car. And then John, Jess and me getting our hillbilly/blues/hooker/cereal names. And then meeting up with Nikki, and trying to dance le skank. Then to Stewarts to get free candy and buy some too. Oh god, I still have some left over. And a free soda. And then putting on puppet shows and Jess being a horny bastard. But hey, it was her day, so she's aloud to be.
And then I went to visit my grandma. lmao. So when we got there I thought to myself..."oh, this is going to be hard, and i might cry, not like i havent seen her in a hospital before, but still"...and so me and mom walked in and i looked at her, in her little hospital gown, and her hair standing straight up,and all i said was.."grams, you look like crap" and started brushing her hair. It was relativly boring except for her sneezing. She's taking sinus crap because she's congested. And I never realized, I'd never heard her sneeze before. She shakes, and then moans and then sneezes and finished it off with another moan and a grabbing of her stomach. At one point, She sneezed so hard, her dentures flew out. I couldnt stop laughing. So then she just started to sneeze and stare at me and laughed just because she even knew she looked funny. And this is really gros, but since she's old and cant really feel her face too well, or has the best mind to notice anything on her face, her nose would just drip snot down her face, and we'd have to tell her to get a tissue. And like, im not talking a little down her face, like 3 inch globs haning in the air. It was disgusting, but at some angles it looked like a nose ring and it made me laugh again. Im so horrible. But hey, It got her spirits up a bit. And alas, Im home now. and tierd. And hungry.
But today was a good day.<3!
-Emily.