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Aug 27, 2010 22:23

School is back in session, and already, I have a pile of homework. But, believe it or not, I haven't touched it yet! Why not, you ask? Well, I had a date tonight~! He's cute and blonde and is on crutches at the moment, poor guy :( That's right, I had a date with Hunter after I picked him up from school. I had to run him by his physio appointment, ( Read more... )

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blackstar_key August 28 2010, 13:48:41 UTC
Riddle me this, Kairi...

Why, when I was going through laundry this morning (Demyx claims to not know how to use the washer...!), did I come across one of your push-up bras? Do you know how weird and disturbing it is to find your girl friend's underwear mixed in with your own? Especially when you're with a guy who screams when he sees breasts...

Lucky I found it, really. Would have been worse if Demyx had found it. He would have accused me of cheating or started screaming or something... And hey, wanna know how I knew it was yours and not your sister's, since you've both stayed here recently...~?

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heart_shines August 28 2010, 13:56:08 UTC
So that's where that bra went!

And, there's a perfectly simple explanation for it, Riku~ Nami and I were over there a few days ago and took advantage of your pool~ And we just threw our clothes on over our suits and headed home when we were dry! Guess I forgot my bra... and my panties. Keep a lookout for those too! It's a matching set and I can't wear one without the other!

Demyx would have gotten over it when he found out that it was mine~ And, let me guess, it's cause my sister's boobs are bigger~? :P

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blackstar_key August 28 2010, 14:01:38 UTC
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I hate you... I just found your panties in with my underwear!! How in hell's name did they get in with my boxers?! That just makes it look so suspicious!

He would have been scarred and it would have taken oral sex to calm him down. I kid you not! And yeah; I somehow suspected that your sister isn't a 32A, somehow...~

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heart_shines August 28 2010, 14:07:06 UTC
Yay you found them! :D

Oh please! I don't see you complaining about oral sex! You seem to like both giving and receiving...~ >3 Oh no, she's a few cup sizes bigger than that~

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blackstar_key August 28 2010, 14:14:54 UTC
You're so goddamn girly... It's so creepy when you find a girl friend's underwear... It just shouldn't happen!

Well duh! And yes, Kairi, I may be with a man but I have noticed your sister's rack... ;P

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heart_shines August 28 2010, 14:18:30 UTC
Those are expensive! And pretty~ :3

You and your oral love~ :P It's weird to watch when your sisters boyfriend gropes her in greeting! I know they're just playing around, but it's still weird~

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blackstar_key August 28 2010, 14:22:41 UTC
If they were a thong and not just standard panties, I would have thrown them away, expensive or not... Thongs are gross... So gross... Don't women get a permanent wedgie from them or something? No, no, don't answer that, I don't want to know...

It's an oral fixation, thank you very much :P And I'm just wondering where they came from... I remember one day she was 32AA (she was way smaller than you, easy) and then, overnight, BAM, 34D. Did she get magic beans from somewhere?

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heart_shines August 28 2010, 14:31:30 UTC
I only own two thongs, thanks~! One to wear with a skirt that shows panty lines like crazy unless you're wearing a thong and the other, well, it's designed to be taken off and not worn...~ >3

More like an obsession with Demyx's cock~ :P I don't know! I've asked her to share her secret and she won't~ She's so mean~

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blackstar_key August 28 2010, 14:34:46 UTC
I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW! God, I'm actually gagging right now... You're hot, Kairi, but I don't want to hear about your thongs...!

If you say so :P And have you felt them to see if they're surgically enhanced? The guys wanted me to do it, but I think she'd smack me...

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heart_shines August 28 2010, 14:37:33 UTC
TOO BAD, I TOLD YOU ANYWAY! :P You tell me about your sex life and you get told about my underwear~

Oh I do say so~ And, don't worry, they're all natural~

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blackstar_key August 28 2010, 14:41:17 UTC
I don't tell you about my sex life; you bring it up and then keep plucking at it! Never bring up your thongs EVER again...

They are? There's no way... Are you sure? I have to report this. Yes, the guys are perverse; they like Namine and think she's cute, but a few of them are... well, they want to fuck her.

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heart_shines August 28 2010, 14:45:51 UTC
Fine, fine...~ The thongs are off limits~ Hmm, maybe I should buy Demyx the male version of a thong...~ >3

Completely positive! I've seen and felt~ :P and tell them that she's off limits~

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blackstar_key August 28 2010, 14:51:34 UTC
Seriously off-limits... And if you get Demyx a man-thong, you are dead to me... I will get sick. I swear.

I've told them she's taken! I've even had to beat one or two of them up when they came over and you two were in the pool and they were... Well, I beat them up. I'll leave it at that.

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heart_shines August 28 2010, 14:54:18 UTC
I was kidding, geeze~ And, wait, do they even make man thongs?

You protecting us~? Our hero~ :3 Don't piss Pence off, he may kill them with amazing food laced with poison~

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blackstar_key August 28 2010, 14:59:25 UTC
You better have been kidding...! And they do, yeah. I saw them once in a sex shop and nearly gagged on my own vomit...

You girls weren't helping; two wet young women, tiny bikinis, bouncing breasts... They're men whose brains are in their dicks, they defaulted and I smacked the shit out of them. And can Pence hurt people? He seems pretty pacifist to me...

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heart_shines August 28 2010, 15:07:57 UTC
Wow.. there's even less point to a man thong than a womans thong!

We were just having fun! Can't help that the pool water makes things float~ You know what they say, it's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for!

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