School is back in session, and already, I have a pile of homework. But, believe it or not, I haven't touched it yet! Why not, you ask? Well, I had a date tonight~! He's cute and blonde and is on crutches at the moment, poor guy :( That's right, I had a date with Hunter after I picked him up from school. I had to run him by his physio appointment,
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Though maybe I shouldn't bring up her age too much. Very sensitive about it.
I've gotten through about half of the colossal homework pile from last week. You know we do have that questionnaire to have filled out for Monday though, right? It's basically a take-home test; ridiculously simple, but I think that could just be me because I saw Jones (surely you know him; he's the one who keeps giving you the eye in class!) in the library nearly tearing out his hair while doing it! If you need help, you know my number. You can come over and, ah, motivate Albanion to do his homework... You really do have a way with the younger man, Kairi! A cradle-snatcher in the ( ... )
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It's never polite to bring up a womans age, Balthier! Surely you should know that by now!
I made a small dent in that pile after Hunter fell asleep last night. That questionnaire? It's almost done! There were are few questions that were worded oddly, probably there to trip us up, but that's what I'm working on now and I have like, five questions left!
Oh please, no one can get Albanion to do his homework when he's in a mood, you know that~
And I'm coming over today! Well, eventually. As soon as Hunter wakes up and I can get him back home! I'll take over baby-sitting the sick pirate and get some studying done to give Fran a break!
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I know, I know! And I never brought up how old she actually is, just that she's older than me!
I've just about finished now. Wrapping up the last assignment now. This is all stupidly easy... But I'd be glad to help you, if you want to.
Wear a low-cut dress. He'll be paying attention to something then, at least...~
Been babysitting Larxene's little boy? And you're coming to babysit me? I'm not that difficult! Luxord lies!
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And you shouldn't do that, either! You'd think you would have learned by now!
I have some other stuff to do for a couple other classes... I told you I haven't done much of this pile! And it's only the first week of school! This is going to be another one of these go crazy semesters, isn't it?
Ha, even with the best of the push up bras, there's still not much cleavage there! Now, if Fran would just share what she has...~
You are that difficult! Sick men are the most difficult and grouchy and grumpy things in the world!
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Oh, you women are far too sensitive... I'm going to be 30 soon! 30! I'm getting older faster!
I fear it's so, yes... I can see it coming. It's all just coming thick and fast, that's the only burden of it. But I'll be your study buddy again this semester. Save you from Jonesy!
Now Kairi, you just have to learn to work with what you have! I'm a leg man, personally, so the size of a woman's bust matters not, but there are bras out there that do enhance even the smallest package to make it fuller. I flicked through Fran's mail order lingerie catalog as well. You know, in case I saw something I wanted for her to entertain me with...~
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You know you'll do what every other 30 year old does.. you'll claim to be 29 for the rest of your life~
Please, save me from him! It's creepy how he just stares at me during class...
And from the length of Fran's legs, you have plenty to be distracted by on that front~ Uh-huh, I'm sure you look through the lingerie catalog for that purpose...~ >3
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No, I don't see a reason to lie anymore. May as well admit it: old fart, right here!
It is a little... Plus he knows you're single now... Say you're with a handsome younger man who pleases you in ways he couldn't even comprehend! He doesn't need to know it's a 7-year-old who makes you laugh!
I do! It's research: What can I enjoy thinking about in the shower today? Very important research!
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You're not old! Give it about thirty more years and then you can consider yourself old~
Does everyone keep tabs on my relationship status? How did he find out? I've never talked relationships with him before!
Fran needs to start getting two copies of that magazine! One for you and Albanion to share and one that she can look through without it being sticky~ :P
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My god, I don't want to think about it...
This is Twilight Town, my girl. Everyone knows everything. They know we made out. They know Fran is pregnant with twins. They all know everything. It's Gossip Central here...
That's just charming, Kairi...! I would never do that over a ladies' lingerie magazine! Maybe pornography when I was in my early 20s, but I'm older and wiser and I have better ways of doing it!
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Too bad, you know you're thinking about it now~ :P
So I've noticed... guess everyone knows everything about everyone, huh...? I don't know if I've said it yet or not, but congratulations on the babies~
Then maybe you should get Albanion his own magazine~? ...you know, I don't think I want to know those "better ways"...
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I had to think for a while as to what I was thinking about before... Ugh, short term memory...
Thank you very much, Kairi. And I'm terribly sorry about what happened with your relationship. Were you meant to do something with him tonight, though? You can go, if you want to; don't come over to me because I'm sick!
You don't want to know. Trust me. And Albanion has plenty of his own masturbation material, he doesn't need the Victoria's Secret Fall/Winter catalog as well...
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It'll get better! Just have to give your brain time to heal...
No,it's okay, you and I have a study date to get through this pile of work before they add more to it!
I really don't want to know... And I'm sure he does...~ Most boys his age have more than they'll ever admit~
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It'll take a few years to get there properly...
Are you sure? Don't go turning him down on my account!
No, you don't. And I've seen his collection. Still not enough to rival my own at that age, but he's getting there...
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I'm about to take Hunter home and whenever Larxene lets me go, I'll be over, sound good?
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