Well, I never.
Princess Ananova, I must apologise profusely for my lack of contact with you or, indeed anyone yesterday, but whenever I tried to step outside my quarters, some nitwit challenged me to a duel. It got a little tiresome after the fifteenth time, so when I finally managed to escape through a not-too-easily-visible window and go to see to the care of poor Equus it was all I could do to keep out of everyone's way. See, Roberts, is it?, my kindly horse-donating friend this is the sort of curse I'm used to. Madness and horror and all that sort of nonsense.
And Mr Kent, are you quite all right? Was that you who said "Leave me alone, I'm just a regular human" when I knocked on your door to ask if I could borrow a yard brush, or was I cursed and also quite mad yesterday?
And Mr Kent, are you quite all right? Was that you who said "Leave me alone, I'm just a regular human" when I knocked on your door to ask if I could borrow a yard brush, or was I cursed and also quite mad yesterday?