Sep 14, 2006 15:07
Gather 'round boys and girls. Here is your lesson for the day and it's titled "why you should never skip class." You should never skip class because sometimes, just to be spiteful, the professor will cancel the next class. Then you will get up at 6 am, get ready and start your hike (which inevitably will be to the opposite end of campus). Then you get to class and wait. Then you start to realize that it's 5 minutes until class starts and the door is still locked and nobody else is showing up. Then you will cry because you are really tied and pissed. And that, boys and girls, is why you should never skip class.
Graciepoo, when you read this, meet me at starbuck's. I need coffee before I hurt someone.