[Meme] Spawn!

[feel_theburn]

Give me any two characters from any game past or present, as long as one of the characters is mine, and I will tell you - no matter how ridiculous the pairing - the following about their first child:
A. Name
B. House
C. PB (or description if I prove unable to find a good face)
D. Circumstances of conception
E. Three random facts

[ The List]

Note: It might take me some time to get them all done, but be patient, they'll be done :).