this is random
random convos between me and stupid customers at suds today.....
CUSTOMER: um.... your gunna clean that register before you ring up my order
ME:dirty look
CUSTOMER: ok do it
****I HAD TO CLEAN THE FLUCKING REGISTER FOR THE BITCH!! I WAS GUNNA RIP OUT HER LONG ASS HAIR AND CLEAN MY DIRTY REGISTER WITH IT****
ME: um... excuse me mam, this is an express register
CUSTOMER: (in a challenging mannder) what are cant handle a LIL over 12 items or something?
ME: i go blank and mumble bitch... (one of those situations where you cant think of anything to say but later have many good things in mind)
****so she walks up to my line and has 34 items!!!!!!****
(MIKE WALKS TO HIS REGISTER IN A JOLLY MOOD)
CUSTOMER: (old nice lady) excuse me but i have been waiting here for almost 15 minutes where did you go?
ME: um.... break
oh jeesh poor lady.....
ME: i just need your liscense to aprove this check
OLD RAGEDY CUSTOMER: (HANDS OVER) here it is
ME: ok what is your phone number
OLD RAGEDY CUSTOMER: why do you need my phone number that is personal information and you already took enough of it off of my lisence
ME: (knowing this is going no where good i go get crystal my manager lady)
CRYSTAL: mam we need your phone number so if the check bounces we can contact you
OLD RAGEDY CUSTOMER: (YELLING) WELL I ALREADY SAID I DONT GIVE THAT INFORMATION OUT
CRYSTAL: all we need is your number....
OLD RAGEDY CUSTOMER: fine .... (nervously thinking) um.. um... 781-986-1234
ME: (backround) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAH!!!!
CRYSTAL: I KNOW THAT ISNT YOUR NUMBER LET ME GET SOMEONE ELSE...
ME: (while crystal is gone) coulndt you have been a bit more creative??!?!?
OLD RAGEDY LADY: um... well i dont give out my information
(crystals returns mad as a hornet with kristin from the booth)
KRISTIN: we just need your information in case the check bounces we are not going to call you
OLD RAGEDY LADY: are you sure?
KRISTIN: yea no one wants to call you anyway
ME: (backround) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! HAHAHAHA !!!!'
OLD RAGEDY LADY: feeling dumb makes up a number and leaves
well that was just a sample of the stupidity i must deal with at work... i hope you enjoyed
CUSTOMER: um.... your gunna clean that register before you ring up my order
ME:dirty look
CUSTOMER: ok do it
****I HAD TO CLEAN THE FLUCKING REGISTER FOR THE BITCH!! I WAS GUNNA RIP OUT HER LONG ASS HAIR AND CLEAN MY DIRTY REGISTER WITH IT****
ME: um... excuse me mam, this is an express register
CUSTOMER: (in a challenging mannder) what are cant handle a LIL over 12 items or something?
ME: i go blank and mumble bitch... (one of those situations where you cant think of anything to say but later have many good things in mind)
****so she walks up to my line and has 34 items!!!!!!****
(MIKE WALKS TO HIS REGISTER IN A JOLLY MOOD)
CUSTOMER: (old nice lady) excuse me but i have been waiting here for almost 15 minutes where did you go?
ME: um.... break
oh jeesh poor lady.....
ME: i just need your liscense to aprove this check
OLD RAGEDY CUSTOMER: (HANDS OVER) here it is
ME: ok what is your phone number
OLD RAGEDY CUSTOMER: why do you need my phone number that is personal information and you already took enough of it off of my lisence
ME: (knowing this is going no where good i go get crystal my manager lady)
CRYSTAL: mam we need your phone number so if the check bounces we can contact you
OLD RAGEDY CUSTOMER: (YELLING) WELL I ALREADY SAID I DONT GIVE THAT INFORMATION OUT
CRYSTAL: all we need is your number....
OLD RAGEDY CUSTOMER: fine .... (nervously thinking) um.. um... 781-986-1234
ME: (backround) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAH!!!!
CRYSTAL: I KNOW THAT ISNT YOUR NUMBER LET ME GET SOMEONE ELSE...
ME: (while crystal is gone) coulndt you have been a bit more creative??!?!?
OLD RAGEDY LADY: um... well i dont give out my information
(crystals returns mad as a hornet with kristin from the booth)
KRISTIN: we just need your information in case the check bounces we are not going to call you
OLD RAGEDY LADY: are you sure?
KRISTIN: yea no one wants to call you anyway
ME: (backround) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! HAHAHAHA !!!!'
OLD RAGEDY LADY: feeling dumb makes up a number and leaves
well that was just a sample of the stupidity i must deal with at work... i hope you enjoyed