Writer's Block: The only true question:

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Who cares?  I don't understand this obsession what so ever.  Ninjas are creepy with their throwing stars, and black clothes.  They lurk in the dark and then attack.  It's not so fun.  I have to give them credit for their athleticism though!  They're pretty bad ass.  Pirates are dirty (i.e they smell), rude, and they have horrible dental hygiene. I would have to say that neither one of them are all that appealing.

Next question.