Title: High School Latin Can Get You in Trouble (this could be a joke about conjugation)
Fandom: The Office (US)
Characters: Jim and Dwight
Rating: G
Word Count: 700
Summary: The prank of a lifetime falls into Jim's lap. Or his general lap area.
Author's Note: written for
cliche_bingo (
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This was hilarious and so true to character!!!
Absolutely amazing!
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"The thing is," Jim starts again, and pauses, his eyes scanning the room. "Not here," he says, "I can't," and then he stands and beckons Dwight into the conference room. "The thing is," he repeats once the door is latched and the blinds are closed, "I'm pregnant, Dwight."
and
"And don't think that you can claim that you're pregnant. Michael tried that to get Jan's medical bills paid and he was unsuccessful."
And sometimes, a good thing just keeps getting better.
So great!
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"In six documented generations of Schrutes, the father has never been present for the birth of a child," Dwight says. "We also don't require pre-natal care."
Heeeee. So very Dwight.
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