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Sep 02, 2007 20:18


Beloved,
There is no woman in this, ours or any other world that can hold a candle to your beauty, grace or your steadfast belief in your fashion sense however misguided it may be. There is no room for any but you in my heart, and so the thought of leaving you pierces me to my very core like some sort of terrible core-piercing kunai of sorrow. And yet as a proud shinobi of Konoha, my duty to our home must come first.

The days that we must be apart will feel like hours, and the hours will feel like years, the minutes, they will most likely feel like minutes, as it is hard to mistake a time measurement of that length, and dangerous to do so on a battlefield. I shall dream of your face every night and masturbate furiously to your other bits every morning until the day we are reunited once more.

I left you a few jumpsuits, two in the standard green, one in formal black, and one out of fleece for when it gets cold out, so you don't catch something~ ♥ Also, I leave my last remaining student to you. Not the one with the hair, that other one. Whats her name. The angry one. She needs a little smacking around from time to time, but I trust that you can keep her in line.

Yours, no matter what you try to do about it,
Gai

PS- I have stopped at the to pick up some condom, so that when you get here we may have SEXUAL RELATIONS



Neji,

I have come across some information that may upset you, but as my former student and good friend, I trust that you will be able to handle it. Though cunning and guile and all matter of ninja arts, I have discovered that your paramour is in fact none other than Uchiha Itachi, traitor to our village and mass murderer. Yes, it is that same Uchiha Itachi that slaughtered innocent women and children indiscriminately. Also, there was that one time that he almost killed my best friend.

I know this must be hard for you to take, so I have left you with a bottle of my best shine-inducing shampoo. I know you do love keeping your hair that length, but there's no real point to it if you're just going to let it get shoddy like that, hmm?

XOXOXO,
Gai-Sensei



Ah, Urameshi,

Hmmm....

I shall miss your mother. Do give her a kiss for me?



Farewell, dear Lady

I am leaving you in Ms. Matarashi's more than capable hands. She is wise in the ways of womanhood I simply never could be. It is my deepest regret that I was never able to help you reach a state where you were fit to find a husband, but I hope the Taijutsu helped with that other silliness.

Ah, I heard there was one more of you, now. A shame we shall never get better aquainted, nor that I could show you more of the art of my homeland.

Speaking of which, this is a little something I had that I thought you all might enjoy. A trinket I acquired once from a craftsman not far from my home. Genuine Fire-Country craftsmanship. Please, take care of it, and enjoy it!



Rosalyn,

You shall find my trusted sparkle-code at the top of my journal. Use it wisely and only for the purposes of protecting your dream.



Kami... something, I know,

It is unfortunate I was never able to greed you in the proper body, but perhaps it is for the best. I wouldn't have wished for you to strain something biting off more than you can chew. ^_^

You're late.
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