First Incision - In which there is a bit of a panic attack.

[healforscience]

[Our dear Medic awoke to find himself lying in bed, all alone, in a room he did not recognize. After tearing apart the bedroom in search of his personal effects, he fell under the impression that he'd been captured. Either that, or this was a dream. He wandered about the house, eventually snatching a pair of scissors from a drawer to use as a makeshift weapon if he was attacked. Cautiously, he picks up the phone.]

Hello? I know you can 'ear me, zhere iz no dial tone. Answer me! Vhere am I? Vhat sort of backvards place iz this?