Ninth Incision - At least I'm not dead. Again.
[Medic was passed out for--how long? Was he droned? He doesn't remember doing anything to deserve it. No really, he'd remember killing people, brutally mutilating someone, or at least getting a parking ticket, but he really doesn't think he did.
He's pretty positive that for once in his life, he'd been behaving. Unless you count hoarding those dead bodies, but they disappear overnight anyway, so why does it matter? That research is FOR SCIENCE!]
Ach! Vhat zhe hell happened? ...You know vhat? Don't even tell me. I don't think zhat I vant to know. I don't vant to know if zhis place had me for a good two months. Or perhaps I drank much more zhan I thought.
[He clears his throat.]
Anyvhay, Has anyvone died recently? If you 'ave, can you please call me back? I am tryink to figure out zhis town's respawn system. Also, if anyone else has any theories as to 'ow it vorks, please let me know.
[[Loosely filtered to RED team.]]
Vhen did all of zhese BLUs get here? Please tell me zhat zhere 'ave been some sort of negotiations for a ceasefire or I vill 'ave to perform some excruciating procedures!
He's pretty positive that for once in his life, he'd been behaving. Unless you count hoarding those dead bodies, but they disappear overnight anyway, so why does it matter? That research is FOR SCIENCE!]
Ach! Vhat zhe hell happened? ...You know vhat? Don't even tell me. I don't think zhat I vant to know. I don't vant to know if zhis place had me for a good two months. Or perhaps I drank much more zhan I thought.
[He clears his throat.]
Anyvhay, Has anyvone died recently? If you 'ave, can you please call me back? I am tryink to figure out zhis town's respawn system. Also, if anyone else has any theories as to 'ow it vorks, please let me know.
[[Loosely filtered to RED team.]]
Vhen did all of zhese BLUs get here? Please tell me zhat zhere 'ave been some sort of negotiations for a ceasefire or I vill 'ave to perform some excruciating procedures!