Happy "Everyone Can Kiss My Fucking Ass" Day!!!
So yes, folks. Celebrate with me will you. Today is indeed Everyone Can Kiss My Fucking Ass day.
it's like everyone got together today & decided it was a great day to be as positively obnoxious to me as possible.
AND THEN
as if this all weren't enough...
Blame ME for it! Double trouble!!!
So just to clarify how things work today...
You do things that you know get me riled up, then watch as I get riled up, then get annoyed with me for getting me riled up THEN (this is the best part) KISS MY FUCKING ASS.
and i love too the "calm downs" and the "wow, someone's in a pissy mood todays" that i get.
really i do.
it's precious. really and truly precious. because guess what that does... that condescending bullshit.
GETS ME MORE FUCKING PISSED OFF!! Are we all seeing how this works now?
I guess i didn't realize that i left the house today in my doormat costume.
it's like everyone got together today & decided it was a great day to be as positively obnoxious to me as possible.
AND THEN
as if this all weren't enough...
Blame ME for it! Double trouble!!!
So just to clarify how things work today...
You do things that you know get me riled up, then watch as I get riled up, then get annoyed with me for getting me riled up THEN (this is the best part) KISS MY FUCKING ASS.
and i love too the "calm downs" and the "wow, someone's in a pissy mood todays" that i get.
really i do.
it's precious. really and truly precious. because guess what that does... that condescending bullshit.
GETS ME MORE FUCKING PISSED OFF!! Are we all seeing how this works now?
I guess i didn't realize that i left the house today in my doormat costume.