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[chierii]

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Trapped in a Closet Meme
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[secular_saint]

*well this is awkward. She walked into her closet to get some fresh clothes for the day and the door ended up locking on her.*

[adarkerangel]

*Even more awkward? A door seeming to open from the wall and depositing this familiar face. Said door disappears immediately after Mastema is through.*

[secular_saint]

*Not only is it awkward, but there's certainly not enough room for the both of them!*

...M-Mastema?!

[adarkerangel]

*He snarls in pain, rubbing his head where it hit the opposite wall.

And then realizes he's more or less on top of her. Mastema scrambles backwards to allow her as much room as he can. There isn't enough space to spread his wings and float.*

Zelenin? Urgh, I was entering the store...

[secular_saint]

...and we've been trapped in a closet.

*will the wonders never cease.*

[adarkerangel]

*He's crammed against the back of the closet, wings pressed flat between the wall and his back.* ...How are we to esc-

*And then the instructions appear in glowing letters on the ceiling.*

...What!?

[secular_saint]

What is it? *she follows Mastema's gaze, and reads.*

...a-absolutely not!

[adarkerangel]

....This is absurd.

[secular_saint]

...there has to be another way.

[adarkerangel]

I hope you have some ideas. *He watches as the words fade.* I do not think I have any means of forcing the door open without risking harm to you.

[secular_saint]

It has to let us out at some point. Perhaps we need only be patient.

[adarkerangel]

Hopefully, that will be before any sort of medical complication arises... *He's trying to find a position where they aren't so cramped together. It isn't working.*

[secular_saint]

*...oh, his poor wings...*

You look uncomfortable. ...I...don't mind. I'm only human, after all. Try to relax as much as possible?

[adarkerangel]

*He finds a position against the wall that doesn't horribly cramp his wings...but it kind of can't be done if she's not leaning against him in some manner, given how much space he takes up.*

This is absurd, *he repeats.*

[secular_saint]

*the closeness is...awkward. She's pressed up against his side.*

....

[adarkerangel]

*Very awkward indeed. He's not sure if breaking the silence will make it better or worse.*

Ah...