Chicago Survey
- Northside or Southside: North
- Bears Superbowl or Cubs World Series: Da Bears
- Cubs or White Sox? Cubs
- Favorite Chicago Athlete (all time): Chad Barrett (+10)
- Favorite team: Chicago Fire
- Favorite championship/division winning team (year): 1998 Fire
- Favorite band from Chicago: Chicago, duh.
- Best celebrity from Chicago: John C. Reilly
- Best movie that took place/was filmed in Chicago: Blues Brothers
- Favorite song about/featuring Chicago: Chicago by Sufjan Stevens
- Favorite bar: George's on the corner of Wabash and Harrison
-Favorite local bar: The Brauhaus
- Best live music venue: Empty Bottle
- Favorite restaurant: The Brauhaus
- Best pizza: Chicago's Pizza (delivery until 5 a.m.)
- Best beef: Chubby Weiner right on the corner.
- Best hot dogs: Seriously, Chubby Weiner rocks my socks. That sounds gay.
- Favorite neighborhood?: Like I talk to people. Ha.
- Best thing about the city: That's like asking me what my favorite book is. I cannot give a correct answer in anything less than an essay.
- Best season: Winter.
- Brookfield Zoo or Lincoln Park Zoo: Lincoln Park
- O'Hare or Midway: O'Hare
- Do you care that Marshall Field's will be Macy's?: Fuck Macy's. I'll miss you Marshall Field's. Good night, sweet prince!
- Most annoying: People who complain about the cold weather.
- Most overrated tourist attraction? Sears Tower
- Have you ever been to ...
... Second City? Nope
... Navy Pier? Yes
... Marshall Field's on State?: Yes, I went in to take a pee one time.
... the Sears Tower Skydeck? Yes
... Wrigley Field? Yes
... Comiskey Park? No
... the Museum of Science and Industry? Yes
... the Field Museum? Yes
... the Art Institute? Yes
... the Taste of Chicago? Yes
... the Chicago Air and Water Show? Yes
... the Shedd Aquarium? Yes
... Chicago Blues Festival? No, but this will definitely change this year.
... Millennium Park? Yes
... the Water Tower Place? Yes
... the Oprah Winfrey Show? I stumbled upon her studio while I was looking for a theater that was performing Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, but that's far closer than I'd ever like to get to the lady.
... Greektown? Yes
... the Signature Room/Lounge? No
... chinatown? Yes
... Gold Coast Dogs? Yes
... Superdawg? No
... Chicago Stadium? No
What's worse?
- Increased CTA fares or increased toll fares? CTA, who needs a car in the city?
- Humid summer days or the below zero winter freeze? Summer, summer, SUMMER.
- Cameras at intersections or increase of stop signs and speed bumps? ...
- No more smoking sections in restaurants or more smokers? I need smoking sections. You all know that.
- The parking meters/paylots or the $4 beers (bottled)? $4 Beers...
Do you ...
... use chairs to guard your shoveled parking spot? I've stood in a spot before to save it, but no chairs.
... know why they call it the Windy City? I painfully experience it every day in the winter and I love it.
...Use ketchup on your hotdogs? Ketchup... on hotdogs...? What is this madness?