The Weekly Tuna: My Boyfriend Doesn't Love Me Island
..........YES, I KNOW, I'M LATE AND I SKIPPED A CHAPTER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And a repost from my personal journal where I try to write the next span of the Inheritance Arc, because apparently people enjoyed it:
Earlier this week I was sitting around sad-facing over the lack of Tsuna/Enma porn, and found myself going "SELF? You know what would be awesome to write, if you could write? Enma landing his ass in mafia jail until TYL!Tsuna manages to backdoor deal (NOT THAT KIND) and pull favors and Vongola charm Enma's freedom out of people. SO THEY MEET UP FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER THAT AND HAVE MAKEUP SEX THAT'S TEN YEARS OVERDUE. Tsuna tops like a boss.
AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW, 302 COMES OUT AND SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET THEIR ASS LANDED IN JAIL, SO HERE WE GO, TRYING TO LONG DISTANCE CHARM AWESOME SHIT OUT OF AMANO:
I really really really really want the Vongola to lose and to end up in the Vindice's prison, if only because a jail break arc would be too hardcore to handle. Tsuna looks like he's going to take the win against Enma, but a last-second tragedy leaves him face down in the pavement again. Tsuna, Gokudera, and Ryohei (I'd add Lambo but then I'd feel terrible) end up in fish tanks, but Chrome realizes shit's going down and escapes the island (and takes out Julie in the process?) with Lambo to get back to the Ninth and his guardians.
MEANWHILE, Spanner arrives in Japan, has awkward first time face to face with Shouichi, and then realizes that not only is Tsuna not in Namimori, he's also currently fucked in the face. Mukuro sends Chrome to go find them, and they go get Cripple-moto and wheel him out of the hospital to play moral and "push this button when I tell you to" support.
The Shimon Family alternates between taking over some other families and playing Twister with Gaga beats going in the background.
Before Chrome and co. leave to go stage the most awesome jail break ever, Mukuro stops and goes "HEY WAIT, BTW THERE'S THIS KID, TAKE HIM TOO" and sends Chrome to pick up a certain, very tiny, shit faced little tadpole with budding illusory powers. No one stops to think that this is A Bad Idea because Lambo's been along for the ride all this time.
The Ninth sends them off to wherever the hell this prison is, and while they're getting ready to storm the castle, they realize the first line of defense is no longer there. Cue Hibari, who probably got to Europe by clinging to the bottom of the airplane.
EPIC JAIL BREAK ENSUES. Yamamoto kicks ass in a wheelchair. Shou and Spanner hunker down and play navigators and probably pilot a teeny mosca as backup. Chrome and little-Fran are first wave because they can ILLUSION THEIR ASSES INSIDE. Hibari only shows up when it's convenient because he's Hibari-ex-machina.
Everything is awesome.
Adelheid is Twister champ because Enma can't play that game to save her life and she beats victory out of everyone else.
And that's as far as my brain's gotten.
Click to viewAnd a repost from my personal journal where I try to write the next span of the Inheritance Arc, because apparently people enjoyed it:
Earlier this week I was sitting around sad-facing over the lack of Tsuna/Enma porn, and found myself going "SELF? You know what would be awesome to write, if you could write? Enma landing his ass in mafia jail until TYL!Tsuna manages to backdoor deal (NOT THAT KIND) and pull favors and Vongola charm Enma's freedom out of people. SO THEY MEET UP FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER THAT AND HAVE MAKEUP SEX THAT'S TEN YEARS OVERDUE. Tsuna tops like a boss.
AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW, 302 COMES OUT AND SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET THEIR ASS LANDED IN JAIL, SO HERE WE GO, TRYING TO LONG DISTANCE CHARM AWESOME SHIT OUT OF AMANO:
I really really really really want the Vongola to lose and to end up in the Vindice's prison, if only because a jail break arc would be too hardcore to handle. Tsuna looks like he's going to take the win against Enma, but a last-second tragedy leaves him face down in the pavement again. Tsuna, Gokudera, and Ryohei (I'd add Lambo but then I'd feel terrible) end up in fish tanks, but Chrome realizes shit's going down and escapes the island (and takes out Julie in the process?) with Lambo to get back to the Ninth and his guardians.
MEANWHILE, Spanner arrives in Japan, has awkward first time face to face with Shouichi, and then realizes that not only is Tsuna not in Namimori, he's also currently fucked in the face. Mukuro sends Chrome to go find them, and they go get Cripple-moto and wheel him out of the hospital to play moral and "push this button when I tell you to" support.
The Shimon Family alternates between taking over some other families and playing Twister with Gaga beats going in the background.
Before Chrome and co. leave to go stage the most awesome jail break ever, Mukuro stops and goes "HEY WAIT, BTW THERE'S THIS KID, TAKE HIM TOO" and sends Chrome to pick up a certain, very tiny, shit faced little tadpole with budding illusory powers. No one stops to think that this is A Bad Idea because Lambo's been along for the ride all this time.
The Ninth sends them off to wherever the hell this prison is, and while they're getting ready to storm the castle, they realize the first line of defense is no longer there. Cue Hibari, who probably got to Europe by clinging to the bottom of the airplane.
EPIC JAIL BREAK ENSUES. Yamamoto kicks ass in a wheelchair. Shou and Spanner hunker down and play navigators and probably pilot a teeny mosca as backup. Chrome and little-Fran are first wave because they can ILLUSION THEIR ASSES INSIDE. Hibari only shows up when it's convenient because he's Hibari-ex-machina.
Everything is awesome.
Adelheid is Twister champ because Enma can't play that game to save her life and she beats victory out of everyone else.
And that's as far as my brain's gotten.