Jan 24, 2006 23:38
Some bad pick up lines...(They made me laugh)
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
They call me MILK, cause I do a body good.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mom and thank her.
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Is your name summer? Cause you are HOT.
I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!
Gee, I didn't know angels could fly so low.
Are your legs tired, cause you've been running through my mind ALL DAY!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
May I ask...what kind of guy uses these things?!