Taken from a random car ad...

Jan 24, 2006 23:38

Some bad pick up lines...(They made me laugh)

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

They call me MILK, cause I do a body good.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mom and thank her.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Is your name summer? Cause you are HOT.

I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!

Gee, I didn't know angels could fly so low.

Are your legs tired, cause you've been running through my mind ALL DAY!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

May I ask...what kind of guy uses these things?!
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