one day the weighing machine is going to crash on me.
i realised that i spend close to £55 a week on groceries, mainly tescos, that on top of meals that i eat out. it's crazy really, but it will probably explain the double chin that i am currently blessed with. i am THIS close to having a triple chin, shame on me. i should start buying food that has the "weight watchers" labelled on it.
you see, i am this peanut butter cum strawberry jam cum kellogs cereal bars cum twix cum subway meatball sandwiches junkie. somedays, when i bend down, i can no longer see my toes, on bad days, i can't even wiggle them. bah! my weight is a goner. the fecking english has driven me to this state. everyday, i cross the days on my planner religiously to draw myself closer to june. until then then.
you see, i am this peanut butter cum strawberry jam cum kellogs cereal bars cum twix cum subway meatball sandwiches junkie. somedays, when i bend down, i can no longer see my toes, on bad days, i can't even wiggle them. bah! my weight is a goner. the fecking english has driven me to this state. everyday, i cross the days on my planner religiously to draw myself closer to june. until then then.