ARRRRRRRRRRRG.
So Steve has this annoying harem of loser girls that follow him around and have attached themselves at the hip to my Zach. Ok, he is not my Zack...he is actually what I refer to as "the communal Zack". Everyone gets some Zack. Communal Zack. But anyhoo, Patriot's is MY EFFIN BAR AND THESE STUPID DUMPY GIRLS JUST ALL CAME IN THERE AND STARTED HANGING OUT LIKE ITS THEIR BAR BUT NOOOO IT IS MY BAR. My bar. My. Bar. Mybar. And this one fat bitch is apparently obsessed with the communal Zack. Who deserted me, by the way, because shit didn't work out...its a long, weird story, I really just wanted to be fuckbuddies with him...and Jessica hates me and Zack is obsessed with her....
But I really wish these stupid girls would fuck off and go...knit socks...or watch The Notebook...or some shit. I will fight some bitches if I see them in my bar again. One is fat, one looks like she is 8 (she must have a fake ID), and one is a total slut. ANNIHILATE. DESTROY.
But I really wish these stupid girls would fuck off and go...knit socks...or watch The Notebook...or some shit. I will fight some bitches if I see them in my bar again. One is fat, one looks like she is 8 (she must have a fake ID), and one is a total slut. ANNIHILATE. DESTROY.