Waterbed
Title: Waterbed
Rating: PG (Siwon says a swear word!)
Genre: CRACK, Romance?
Pairings: OT15, SQUINT!(Hanchul and Yewon)
Warnings: Pure stupidity. Result of too much water to drink.
Summary: Heechul gets a new water bed. Members are... excited, to say the least.
The day Heechul gets a massive new water bed, surprisingly, he lets Hankyung take the first lie in, not letting anyone else share.
"Stupid old man can't handle heavy loads, at that age, you know," Heechul scoffs, waving at the puffed-out Hankyung who previously had the honor of filling the bed with buckets and buckets of water, lying prone on the bed, face down. All the members sigh enviously, whilst Kangin just squints as Hankyung bobs up and down gently now and then, feeling his stomach lurch uncomfortably.
"Fucking bias," the normally-proper Siwon mutters from behind, earning surprised looks from all the members. But in all honesty, who can blame him?
*
Donghae and Eunhyuk are the second (third too?) to try out the bed. When it's lunch time, Donghae just knows that no one's going to be thinking about anything else other than Ryeowook's cooking, so he pulls Eunhyuk off to Heechul's room, the latter looking rather alarmed and reluctant upon seeing the spark in Donghae's eyes. That wouldn't last for long though.
The members' lunch is interrupted by whoops and yells, and a moment of silence ensues, before the clatter of cutlery falling rudely onto the table signalled a mass gathering at the door of Heechul's bedroom. They're greeted with a chaotic sight. Eunhyuk's got a red bandana tied round his head and an eyepatch over his eye, and he's waving a wooden stick that looked like it might've belonged to the mop at one point of time. He's barking random pirate lingo and straddling Donghae's back, the latter lying on his front on the waterbed, rocking furiously so that the bed sloshes violently in protest, wailing passionately all along.
"THE SIREN CALL WILL RULE THE WORLD, ARRR MATEY!" Eunhyuk shouts, full of feeling, as Donghae screeches and spasms on the water bed, and it's quite a sight to behold. The members wipe the bug-eyed look off their faces and retreat, leaving the crazy pair to their own "sailing" devices. Leeteuk closes the door quietly behind them and the members mind their own business for the rest of the day.
*
After dinner, all the members gather in the living room to watch Ninja Assasin, for Rain's hot pecs, and everyone's eyes are too glazed over to see Siwon and Yesung slinking out. Into Heechul's room.
Weeks from now, Heechul will still be wailing about how his innocent eyes (Hankyung rolled his eyes here) would be forever tainted with the image of the writhing, naked bodies of Yewon on his beautiful new bed. He refused to sleep in that bed that night, surrendering it to the couple who had "taken the virginity of that bed", and Hankyung wonders, as he comes across their smugly snoring forms the next morning, if Siwon did it on purpose.
*
The next day saw to a full pantomine, with music and everything, on Little Mermaid. Setting: Heechul's bed, of course. Henry as Flounder, Kangin as Sebastian, Sungmin as Ariel, Shindong as King Triton, Heechul as Ursula and Zhou Mi as Prince Eric. Shindong's trident had a few close shaves with the water bed, but it was generally a smashing success. That was, until the lobster, Sebastian, had to take "indefinite leave", rushing off to the bathroom, face green under all that red paint.
"How was I supposed to know he'd get sea sick!" Sungmin wailed, waving a sequined tail.
That exact same night, Zhoumi stakes his claim on the bed, until Kyuhyun, who has sadistic tendencies and a warped sense of humour, did something to the temperature regulator, turning the whole waterbed into a boiling parcel. Cries of "IT'S GONNA BLOW SKY HIGH!" and "BOMBS AWAY!" echoed throughout the dorm for the better part of the night, and Kyuhyun enjoys every bit of it.
In the morning, when the bed seems to still be simmering, Ryeowook cracks a few eggs on the bed when the rest aren't looking, and serves sunny-side ups for breakfast to the unsuspecting members. Kibum wonders why Ryeowook isn't eating any. The eternal magnae simply smiles into his cereal.
*
Heechul gets a good night's sleep on his water bed, and wakes up completely relaxed, until he discovers that he's sprung a leak. A fucking leak. He makes a scene at the shop, hysterically wailing on about something to do with Little Mermaid and how he's only had it one night, and Leeteuk would note later on how the look on the shop keepers' faces would have run a weekly-episoded sitcom for over a year.
PURE STUPIDITY, I'M SORRY.
xoxo
Bex
Rating: PG (Siwon says a swear word!)
Genre: CRACK, Romance?
Pairings: OT15, SQUINT!(Hanchul and Yewon)
Warnings: Pure stupidity. Result of too much water to drink.
Summary: Heechul gets a new water bed. Members are... excited, to say the least.
The day Heechul gets a massive new water bed, surprisingly, he lets Hankyung take the first lie in, not letting anyone else share.
"Stupid old man can't handle heavy loads, at that age, you know," Heechul scoffs, waving at the puffed-out Hankyung who previously had the honor of filling the bed with buckets and buckets of water, lying prone on the bed, face down. All the members sigh enviously, whilst Kangin just squints as Hankyung bobs up and down gently now and then, feeling his stomach lurch uncomfortably.
"Fucking bias," the normally-proper Siwon mutters from behind, earning surprised looks from all the members. But in all honesty, who can blame him?
*
Donghae and Eunhyuk are the second (third too?) to try out the bed. When it's lunch time, Donghae just knows that no one's going to be thinking about anything else other than Ryeowook's cooking, so he pulls Eunhyuk off to Heechul's room, the latter looking rather alarmed and reluctant upon seeing the spark in Donghae's eyes. That wouldn't last for long though.
The members' lunch is interrupted by whoops and yells, and a moment of silence ensues, before the clatter of cutlery falling rudely onto the table signalled a mass gathering at the door of Heechul's bedroom. They're greeted with a chaotic sight. Eunhyuk's got a red bandana tied round his head and an eyepatch over his eye, and he's waving a wooden stick that looked like it might've belonged to the mop at one point of time. He's barking random pirate lingo and straddling Donghae's back, the latter lying on his front on the waterbed, rocking furiously so that the bed sloshes violently in protest, wailing passionately all along.
"THE SIREN CALL WILL RULE THE WORLD, ARRR MATEY!" Eunhyuk shouts, full of feeling, as Donghae screeches and spasms on the water bed, and it's quite a sight to behold. The members wipe the bug-eyed look off their faces and retreat, leaving the crazy pair to their own "sailing" devices. Leeteuk closes the door quietly behind them and the members mind their own business for the rest of the day.
*
After dinner, all the members gather in the living room to watch Ninja Assasin, for Rain's hot pecs, and everyone's eyes are too glazed over to see Siwon and Yesung slinking out. Into Heechul's room.
Weeks from now, Heechul will still be wailing about how his innocent eyes (Hankyung rolled his eyes here) would be forever tainted with the image of the writhing, naked bodies of Yewon on his beautiful new bed. He refused to sleep in that bed that night, surrendering it to the couple who had "taken the virginity of that bed", and Hankyung wonders, as he comes across their smugly snoring forms the next morning, if Siwon did it on purpose.
*
The next day saw to a full pantomine, with music and everything, on Little Mermaid. Setting: Heechul's bed, of course. Henry as Flounder, Kangin as Sebastian, Sungmin as Ariel, Shindong as King Triton, Heechul as Ursula and Zhou Mi as Prince Eric. Shindong's trident had a few close shaves with the water bed, but it was generally a smashing success. That was, until the lobster, Sebastian, had to take "indefinite leave", rushing off to the bathroom, face green under all that red paint.
"How was I supposed to know he'd get sea sick!" Sungmin wailed, waving a sequined tail.
That exact same night, Zhoumi stakes his claim on the bed, until Kyuhyun, who has sadistic tendencies and a warped sense of humour, did something to the temperature regulator, turning the whole waterbed into a boiling parcel. Cries of "IT'S GONNA BLOW SKY HIGH!" and "BOMBS AWAY!" echoed throughout the dorm for the better part of the night, and Kyuhyun enjoys every bit of it.
In the morning, when the bed seems to still be simmering, Ryeowook cracks a few eggs on the bed when the rest aren't looking, and serves sunny-side ups for breakfast to the unsuspecting members. Kibum wonders why Ryeowook isn't eating any. The eternal magnae simply smiles into his cereal.
*
Heechul gets a good night's sleep on his water bed, and wakes up completely relaxed, until he discovers that he's sprung a leak. A fucking leak. He makes a scene at the shop, hysterically wailing on about something to do with Little Mermaid and how he's only had it one night, and Leeteuk would note later on how the look on the shop keepers' faces would have run a weekly-episoded sitcom for over a year.
PURE STUPIDITY, I'M SORRY.
xoxo
Bex