Here, and Kicking
this morning my wonderful dentist wanted to make sure that I was OK:
"take deep breaths, practice slowing, and move your feet."
all while strapped to a dental chair while two wisdom teeth were made redundant. yay for dental efficiency!
the extraction took literally 5 minutes to do, the anesthetic took longer to kick in - and wear off, and oh so wise was I to get to work fully doped on the stuff. I tried drinking pain killers before it wore off and almost blubbered all over myself. classy.
I did however show off the two fuckers in a bag. Icking people out.
Oh, and because even the concept of cooking food, then mashing it tires me, I bought and am now eating organic baby food from a jar.
Now where's that tooth fairy?!
"take deep breaths, practice slowing, and move your feet."
all while strapped to a dental chair while two wisdom teeth were made redundant. yay for dental efficiency!
the extraction took literally 5 minutes to do, the anesthetic took longer to kick in - and wear off, and oh so wise was I to get to work fully doped on the stuff. I tried drinking pain killers before it wore off and almost blubbered all over myself. classy.
I did however show off the two fuckers in a bag. Icking people out.
Oh, and because even the concept of cooking food, then mashing it tires me, I bought and am now eating organic baby food from a jar.
Now where's that tooth fairy?!