Good Evening, Students.

Jan 18, 2005 22:05

[Private]

KIT NEWTON COULDN'T ORGANISE A PISS UP IN A BUTTERBEER BREWERY!

I saw SEVEN first years with Muddy shoes and FIVE with crooked ties. FOUR of them were Hufflepuffs, So I don't see how he can talk, the bitch.

I miss the meetings, and the yelling, and the fascism.[/Private]

Master Newton seems to be doing an admirable job as [Priv.]DICK![/Priv] Head Boy, and I congratulate him. Well done Kit. You seem to be a very...popular choice.

It's still like living in an episode of WitchEnders, a bloody radio serial. I blame the hormones. Those of you who cannot keep your Standard Shade 5 Grey trousers in the shut-ward position should be neutered or shot.

[Private] Mandy, when will you see that your every move makes me ache for your touch by tenfold. Will you torture me until my last breath? You're so beautiful that I can't even breathe. I'm dying inside, You stupid, vapid, cataract infested bitch.[/P]

I hope that you all enjoyed your break. I had a lovely Study holiday. On my own. Alone.

Best of luck with everything [Private] You ungrateful little fuckers[/P]

Terry Boot
Head Boy
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