Are you people serious?!

[head_psychic]

You do realized you probably summoned Apocalypse?

I mean, I got nominated for Most Clueless?

I hope you are all satisfied. You have upset the spiritual world, have unbalanced it's precious balance, turned to the dark side and will soon be in need of a Darth Vader breathing... thing. Mr. T will haunt your dreams when he's not too busy playing

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[starbucksjess]

LMFAO!

Oh, where do I vote?!

[head_psychic]

Alaska.

[starbucksjess]

Not helping. Oh well, I should probably go ask my date then. Yes that totally right, here for less than a day, and already in more demand than you.

You may marvel at my awesomeness now.

[head_psychic]

Yeah, ask your date then.

Why? I got my own date by now.

[starbucksjess]

Orly? Do you mean you just bullied Gus into going with you?

[head_psychic]

I do not bully. We just shared the last taco. Affectionately.

[starbucksjess]

Ha. More like you stole the last of his taco, and out of the goodness of his wonderful heart, he didn't impale you with a letter opener. More's the pity.

[head_psychic]

Maybe. Or maybe he tried to steal it back from my mouth...

[starbucksjess]

Yeah, in what imaginary world are you living? First of all, Gus would never eat anything when he doesn't know where the germs may have come from... and your mouth deffinatly falls into the wandering territory, also ew.

Secondly, it's Gus and it's you. I know he's got way more sense than that.

[head_psychic]

I'm living in a very happy world right now, trust me.

That's right. It's Gus and it's me.

[starbucksjess]

...what the hell are you saying? Like for serious?

[head_psychic]

We are married.

[starbucksjess]

That's a lie.

[head_psychic]

Is not.

[starbucksjess]

Is too.

[head_psychic]

Is not. But I don't need you to believe me.