1.87.2 - Eggnog - (realmofthemuse)
After drinking a few too many eggnogs at your annual holiday party, you wake up the next morning realizing you did some things you now regret. Write an e-mail, a letter or a card to the people you need to apologize to.
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Det. Juliet O'Hara
Jules,
if I did or said something stupid at the party I am really, really, really, really, really sorry.
Did I do or say something stupid at the party? I hope I didn't do or say something stupid at the party but if I did, I didn't mean it.
If I didn't do or say something stupid at the party just forget about it and don't listen to what the other people tell you, because of course I am not the type to do or say something stupid at parties.
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Karen Vick
Chief,
you are not fat. No, seriously, you aren't. In fact it is amazing how you kept your figure after the whole baby thing!
It was a mean, lonely spirit with an inferiority complex that made me say it.
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Det. Carlton Lassiter
Lassy,
don't shoot me, alright? I'm sure it'll grow back.
I’m not sure what it is that is supposed to grow back, but trust me, it will.
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Henry Spencer
Dad,
SCREW YOU!
No love,
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Det. Carlton Lassiter
ALSO I DO NOT DREAM ABOUT YOU MANHANDLING ME.
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Anna Scherlacker
Anna,
I am sorry I called you up at four am!! And I'm really sorry for the big emo trip!
My dark, denied and utterly embarrassing Evanescence side shalt never, ever crash upon you again, amen.
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Burton Guster
Gus,
I am pretty sure we left the Christmas party together.
Any logical explanation what I'm doing in a hotel room in Connecticut?
Also, care to give me a lift?
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Burton Guster
Gus,
nevermind, I just figured out the scary, moaning thing that groans "Killl meeeee..." in irregular intervals is you.
Shawn
Muse: Shawn Spencer
Fandom: Psych
Words: 314
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Det. Juliet O'Hara
Jules,
if I did or said something stupid at the party I am really, really, really, really, really sorry.
Did I do or say something stupid at the party? I hope I didn't do or say something stupid at the party but if I did, I didn't mean it.
If I didn't do or say something stupid at the party just forget about it and don't listen to what the other people tell you, because of course I am not the type to do or say something stupid at parties.
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Karen Vick
Chief,
you are not fat. No, seriously, you aren't. In fact it is amazing how you kept your figure after the whole baby thing!
It was a mean, lonely spirit with an inferiority complex that made me say it.
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Det. Carlton Lassiter
Lassy,
don't shoot me, alright? I'm sure it'll grow back.
I’m not sure what it is that is supposed to grow back, but trust me, it will.
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Henry Spencer
Dad,
SCREW YOU!
No love,
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Det. Carlton Lassiter
ALSO I DO NOT DREAM ABOUT YOU MANHANDLING ME.
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Anna Scherlacker
Anna,
I am sorry I called you up at four am!! And I'm really sorry for the big emo trip!
My dark, denied and utterly embarrassing Evanescence side shalt never, ever crash upon you again, amen.
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Burton Guster
Gus,
I am pretty sure we left the Christmas party together.
Any logical explanation what I'm doing in a hotel room in Connecticut?
Also, care to give me a lift?
Shawn
From: Shawn Spencer
To: Burton Guster
Gus,
nevermind, I just figured out the scary, moaning thing that groans "Killl meeeee..." in irregular intervals is you.
Shawn
Muse: Shawn Spencer
Fandom: Psych
Words: 314