The Last Hurrah
Those of you who know me well (and probably several of you who know me only peripherally) are no doubt by now aware that I am amazingly inept at turning in essays. Well, this affliction has severely affected me this semester, and, in a last ditch attempt to save my scholastic life, I brokered a deal with my professors by which I can turn in several essays late. This leaves me with massive amounts of essays to write, something that I am unsure if I can actually bring myself to do. I have resolved to attempt this though, and we shall see what can be done. Your prayers would be much appreciated. Farewell friends, I shall speak with you of my victory... or you're all invited to my funeral, whichever occurs.