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i just qot back yesturday at 12!! it wuz soo gay cuz our flight frum denver to atlanta qot delayed for 3 hrs so i wuz soo bored at the airport but newayz we were late to our connectinq flight!! liek seriously we qot on the plane liek 2 mins before they were qonna close the door! so then we almost lost our luqqaqe!! ahhhhhhh! hehe.. lol.. that wuz crazy! ok.. lemme start frum the beqinninq: well we qot to denver nd it wuznt that cold.. we had a cool hotel nd evrthinq nd we walked up nd down the 16th street mall.. omg it`s liek the awsumest mall ever!! lol.. y can`t we have a mall liek that!? it wuz soo biq that they had buses to take yu frum wun end to the other! we saw ocean`s 12.. it wuz really qood! my dad didn`t qet it tho.. it wuz soo funny.. he liek wuz almost sleepinq haha! we also watched this really cool broadway show: the christmas spectacular! it wuz soo qood! omg.. i really really really wanna b a sinqer sumday!! newayz.. back to wut i wuz sayinq.. then we went to vail to qo skiinq.. i wuz soo scared to do it cuz on the newspaper that day i saw liek a notice of two ppl dead that day frum skiinq!! omg i wuz liek ummm.. how bout no? lol.. but yea the first day we qot all our clothes nd accessories liek qlasses nd hats nd stuff.. nd reserved lessons for the next day nd siqned a bunch of papers.. then we went out nd liek practiced on this flat slope nd watched other ppl ski.. lol i noe sounds liek soo much fun! haha.. well the next day we had a lesson nd our instructor dude wuz JACK! he wuz liek 65!!! nd he wuz an awsum skiier.. wow.. but yea.. he wuz also really funny! i thot i wuz qonna b bad at skiinq but the ppl in our qroup were liek soo bad! i`m sry.. lol.. i`m so mean.. but yea.. there wuz this wun quy that ALWAYS fell nd his skiis wud swinq in the air nd qo over his head!! lmao.. then there wuz this chinese lady that had THE FUNNIEST accent ever nd Jack wuz liek Linda (the chinese qirl) must love the trees.. cuz she always slammed into them! omg!! lol.. then there were these two ppl that always qot mad if they cudn`t do sumthinq.. they wud start mutterinq to themselves nd have this anqry face on!! then there wuz 2 spanish ladies that had funny accents but they always commented on evrywun else! ok.. i dunno how to explain! lol.. but if yu were there yu wud noe.. lol.. i cudn`t stop lauqhinq!! OH! i almost forgot! then there wuz my dad.. he claimed that he wuz a professional bcuz he skiied wen he wuz in high school in umm.. 1978.. haha.. so it wuz the FUNNIEST thing ever wen he fell hard!! lol.. yea i wuz lauqhinq soo hard.. nd as for me i fell 4 times nd wun on purpose cuz i wuz scared! nd then there were these ppl that were cuminq off the chair lift.. nd they kinda missed the spot where they were supposed to cum off nd the chairs were liek turninq the other way around to qo bac.. nd then they decided to qet off nd it wuz kinda too late! lol.. they fell sooo hard right on top of each other on their butts! nd they looked really hurt! nd i felt bad.. but on the other hand.. me nd my dad DID NOT STOP LAUGHING!! we cudn`t! wow.. now that i think about it i wuz mean! lol.. cuz evrywun wuz helpinq them.. nd comfortinq them.. but me nd my dad were off to the side lauqhinq our asses off! wow.. lol.. ok movinq on.. the next day we went bac to denver.. nd we saw meet the fockers!! IT IS SUCH A FUNNY MOVIE!! WOW!! I WUZ CRACKING UP THE WHOLE TIME! we have to see that toqether guyz!! nd then guess wut i did?!?!?!? I WENT SHOPPING!! woo hoo!! lol.. at forever 21.. that store is soo cool we shud have it down here.. but yea i only qot 5 thinqs... cuz i still wanna qo shoppinq at hollister!! ohh yea.. i forgot again.. lol.. that morninq my dad wuz beinq stupid.. lol.. no he wuz shakinq his ass nd tryinq to stick it in my face to annoy me! lol.. nd my mom wuz behind him lookinq at herself in the mirror.. nd my dad liek pushed all his weight into my mom by accident nd she lost her balance nd fell over hard into the mirror.. nd her foot hit in the mirror nd she qot a HUGE cut nd blood wuz cuminq out nd it wudn`t stop.. nd there wuz a piece of qlass in there! nd she wuz liek cryinq cuz she wuz scared.. nd i felt soo bad!! nd we called the hotel services ppl nd they came up so fast wit liek 5 ppl.. nd this wun quy wuz takinq care of my mom nd liek puttinq disinfectant on it nd stuff.. nd band aids..nd then the other 4 ppl were takinq care of the broken mirror nd takinq pics nd vaccuminq the place up nd replacinq the broken mirror.. oh yea! nd my mom is liek scared that now we're.. actually she.. lol... is qonna qet 7 yrs bad luck! but my dad is liek no no no it`s just a superstition... don`t worry about it.. nd oh yea.. the last day that we were in denver IT WUZ SNOWING!! it wuz soo cool nd pretty but it wuz soo cold! it wuz 8 deqrees! nd in the mountains in vail it wuz neqative sumthinq!! OMG! yea i wuz TOTALLY FREEZING!! yea nd that`s about all my vacation.. then the plane thinq that i already went over.. nd yea im happy to b bac cuz i missed evrywun but i kinda still wanna b on vacation.. nd i missed dan ALOT! lol

SARA?!? JAMIE?! WE HAVE TO DO "UNDERWEAR GOES IN YOUR PANTS" im serious!! i`ll do NETHING to make it qood nd to make it air on mtv.. haha.. rite..i wish! lol.. but yea yu noe me! IM CRAZY! yea we qotta do that tunnel thinq nd i`ll wear underwear nd say sumthinq stupid.. i dunno NETHING! haha lol... it will b the MOST HILARIOUS THING IN THE WORLD! nd me nd dan need to play tennis! nd we all qotta qo see MEET THE FOCKERS!! omg.. it`s soo funny! wow.. now i am in SUCH a qood mood cuz i`ve been lauqhinq the whole tyme i`ve been writinq this! hehe.. oh yea.. nd SARA! wut is up wit that picture of me nd maria?!?! we look liek baboons!! haha it`z soo funny! we were sooo hyper nd funny in 8th qrade!! awww! miss it!! sister sister.. wiqqle wiqqle! nd mr. K!! nd everythinq!! awww.. ok.. i think i qotta stop! lol I LOVE YOU GUYZ SOO MUCH! nd I LOVE DAN!

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