uh wtf?
I just got this through PM on Myspace...
"There once was an apple... It fell off the tree and rolled down the hill that it was growing on. I man picked it up and through mad scientific experimentation created a mad brain apple. This apple had the ability to think for itself and sprouted arms and legs. After recieving the breath of live it used its poison apple seeds to kill its creater. the apple fled the lab and traveled to the nearest military base where it used its mind control powers to enslave US soldiers... He gained control of not only the soldiers but their talents and thus gained the control of US fighter jets and tanks... after seizing control of the first army base he traveled to other bases using his mind control to enslave the soldiers...Now he could have seized all the bases of the US in this fashion but decided that was boring and decided to instead wage war against the US with his hypnotized soldiers and war machines. Through slow victories and mind manipulation an apple seized control of the US of A."
wow....
"There once was an apple... It fell off the tree and rolled down the hill that it was growing on. I man picked it up and through mad scientific experimentation created a mad brain apple. This apple had the ability to think for itself and sprouted arms and legs. After recieving the breath of live it used its poison apple seeds to kill its creater. the apple fled the lab and traveled to the nearest military base where it used its mind control powers to enslave US soldiers... He gained control of not only the soldiers but their talents and thus gained the control of US fighter jets and tanks... after seizing control of the first army base he traveled to other bases using his mind control to enslave the soldiers...Now he could have seized all the bases of the US in this fashion but decided that was boring and decided to instead wage war against the US with his hypnotized soldiers and war machines. Through slow victories and mind manipulation an apple seized control of the US of A."
wow....