1. What do you think of me, iTunes? Jo Jo's Jacket - Stephen Malkmus I'm glad that it sees me with such high regard.
2. What do my friends really think of me? Light My Candle - Rent What are you staring at? Nothing!
3. How can I make people like me more? Hangman - Motion City Soundtrack Just kill the people who bug me. Okay!
4. What does my crush truly think of me? Buddy Holly - Weezer They think I look just like Mary Tyler Moore!
5. Do people secretly lust after me? P.S. I Love You - The Beatles Ooh, that's a good sign.
6. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? The Good in Everyone - Sloan If I couldn't see the good in the person I was with, why would I be having sex with them?
7. Will I ever have children? Birdhouse In Your Soul - They Might Be Giants Haha.
8. Do you know where your children are? Tropicalia - The Strokes So my children are in Malawi. Greeeat...
9. What should I do with my life? Mass Romantic - New Pornographers I could do worse than to listen to this song for the rest of my life. Or is it telling me to be more of a fool? I don't know.
10. Will I have a happy life? Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones - The Hives I guess not.
11. Why must life be so full of pain? Crash - Dave Matthews Band Well, if people keep crashing into me, there'll be a lot of physical pain!
12. What do you think happiness is? She's So High - Tal Bachman This song is about a girl who is literally perfect. So I think happiness is perfection. Eerily dead on.
13. How can I make myself happy? Dare To Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovich That just went PERFECTLY with 12. Omgomgomg.
14. Will I die happy? Are You Gonna Go My Way - Jet Only if people do what I want, I guess.
15. Can you give me some good advice? Hurricane - Bob Dylan Don't let myself be abused because of my race. Okay!
Jo Jo's Jacket - Stephen Malkmus
I'm glad that it sees me with such high regard.
2. What do my friends really think of me?
Light My Candle - Rent
What are you staring at? Nothing!
3. How can I make people like me more?
Hangman - Motion City Soundtrack
Just kill the people who bug me. Okay!
4. What does my crush truly think of me?
Buddy Holly - Weezer
They think I look just like Mary Tyler Moore!
5. Do people secretly lust after me?
P.S. I Love You - The Beatles
Ooh, that's a good sign.
6. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
The Good in Everyone - Sloan
If I couldn't see the good in the person I was with, why would I be having sex with them?
7. Will I ever have children?
Birdhouse In Your Soul - They Might Be Giants
Haha.
8. Do you know where your children are?
Tropicalia - The Strokes
So my children are in Malawi. Greeeat...
9. What should I do with my life?
Mass Romantic - New Pornographers
I could do worse than to listen to this song for the rest of my life. Or is it telling me to be more of a fool? I don't know.
10. Will I have a happy life?
Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones - The Hives
I guess not.
11. Why must life be so full of pain?
Crash - Dave Matthews Band
Well, if people keep crashing into me, there'll be a lot of physical pain!
12. What do you think happiness is?
She's So High - Tal Bachman
This song is about a girl who is literally perfect. So I think happiness is perfection. Eerily dead on.
13. How can I make myself happy?
Dare To Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovich
That just went PERFECTLY with 12. Omgomgomg.
14. Will I die happy?
Are You Gonna Go My Way - Jet
Only if people do what I want, I guess.
15. Can you give me some good advice?
Hurricane - Bob Dylan
Don't let myself be abused because of my race. Okay!
Well, that was fun.
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