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my e-life is boring.
real life has been less boring lately.
hopefully this will consistently stay the same/gradually do the opposite reaction effect.
as my e-life gets more boring, real life will get more exciting.
new year's resolutions are pointless. if you're not doing it right now, what's the point in thinking that you'll do it because a calendar day changes?
to be a good sport, this is the list i've compiled. (you may find yourself feeling similar.)
- stop being such a pack rat and get rid of all useless shit.
- start taking care of your feet, they deserve it.
- remember to do pilates breathing.
- pay attention and eat the proper proportion sizes of food. ie. if you have a bag of fun size snickers, eat 1 or 2, not the whole bag, fatthole.
- take faster showers, it's good for the environment, and everyone can stop thinking you're an asshole because you used all the hot water.
- wash your fucking car, seriously. you have not done it in over a year.
- listen to more mainstream rap music. you slacked off this past year.
- learn some new dance moves, it'll make you the life of the party, or at least get some of the fat off your ass.
- stop wearing so much black, goth.
- sleep with at least one person of each ethnicity, and yes, you can count someone that is half puerto rican and half american as 2, don't be too picky.
- use a more expansive vocabulary, visit dictionary.com at least 3 times a week.
- make less of an effort to hang out with people. fuck them if they don't want to hang out. you are amazing.
- figure out ways to prostitute yourself without having to get naked/have any sort of sex.
- be nicer to your parents, they might not be right most of the time, but they love you.
- be as much of a pretentious fuck as possible.
- incorporate the words, "fuck shit up!" into conversations more.
- definitely overuse phrases that will piss people off.
- use your horn instead of yelling at people in your car, they can't fucking hear you.
- think of more creative ways to get people with the circle game.
- invent something.
yeah, so really, this pretty much means: lose weight, quit eating/drinking/smoking/whatever, and be a better person, or maybe it just means everything i literally typed.
my arsenal scarf should be coming in the mail soon.
on another note, fuck you global warming.
i won't be able to fully utilize my scarf.
i'll get to wear it maybe 5 times, and maybe for like 3 more years.
oh btw, this i found very interesting. check it out.
it reminds me of my views on tattoos, totally.
to be or not to be permanent i like how on the actual
http://www.freedom2ink.com/ website, it has this guy with a horrible tribal tat holding a baby.
they obviously know their shit. all those tattoos are the kind that you would definitely want removed within a few days of getting them.