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Nov 16, 2009 00:55

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touchmysquirrel November 16 2009, 19:55:32 UTC

Why not?

he_aintheavy November 16 2009, 21:22:26 UTC

Brother only wants to kill on orders.

Must obey brother.

touchmysquirrel November 16 2009, 21:55:34 UTC

And why is that?

he_aintheavy November 16 2009, 21:56:04 UTC

Must be good wife.

touchmysquirrel November 16 2009, 21:56:41 UTC

Are you actually married yet?

he_aintheavy November 16 2009, 21:57:44 UTC

Once.

Brother ate contract. Will remarry.

touchmysquirrel November 16 2009, 21:58:38 UTC

Officially? With witnesses?

he_aintheavy November 16 2009, 22:01:35 UTC

Brother ate contract beneath table.

Did not see him eat.

touchmysquirrel November 16 2009, 22:02:41 UTC

Eh, that's good enough for me. So you promised to love, honour and obey, hmm?

he_aintheavy November 16 2009, 22:04:53 UTC

Have always promised.

touchmysquirrel November 16 2009, 22:05:54 UTC

Well, isn't that sweet.

You know, Russia owes me a favour.

he_aintheavy November 16 2009, 22:08:50 UTC

More condoms?

touchmysquirrel November 16 2009, 22:10:43 UTC

Is that what you want? I might be persuaded to do a favour transfer. A sort of three way IOU. Of course, then you would owe me a favour.

he_aintheavy November 16 2009, 22:12:18 UTC

нет, does brother own ugly stranger condoms?

Brother makes many.

touchmysquirrel November 16 2009, 22:14:33 UTC

Does he now? A veritable condom factory, well, I'll make a note of that.

But no, he doesn't owe me condoms. I haven't decided what he owes me yet. Is there anything you might want from him?

he_aintheavy November 16 2009, 22:15:05 UTC

Love.

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