rip the electrons out yo body and make u positive
well well well. here i am, vacation is nearing its end, and once again, when i think about it, i didnt really do shit. lots happened. SOOO many things happened. but when it comes down to it, i didnt do shit.
except lots and lots of walking, some laced weed, and some hot hot sex.
did i mention lots of walking, weed, and hot hot sex?
basically thats how you can sum it all up.
and now where does that leVE ME? sitting here listening to phish. im pretty sure thats the final destination of any type of journey--sitting her listening to phish. what a relaxing and normal and soothing and easy and normal and normal and normal thing to do. cause lately things have been pretty pretty pretty out of the ordinary.
girls girls girls. girls gone wild! a fun movie.
but no seriously, girls girls girls. girls piss me off!!!! hahaha this is a general comment broadcasted to the vast majority of the female population: WHY ARENT YOU GUYS MORE LIKE BOYS???? the world would be pretty easy if we could understand a single fucking thing that the opposite sex was talking about. its tough to fogure out. but i have it figured out for myself at least: hook up with as many girls as possible that i dont like and that dont like me. at all. im talking about not even friends. im talking totally random and 100 percent sex. cause attachment is something i cannot deal with right now.
HOWEVER. this plan is not a permanent fix. there is a time in every mans life where he must ground himself to create balance. so hopefully what will happen is, in the midst of my promiscuity, i will find a beautiful budding flower that turns into a butterfly who gracefully soars into my arms and doesnt leave them. and im the bee thats gonna pollinate that flower, or pollinate that butterfly, whatever im going to be doing. and shit will work out very well.
hey! i even already have a prospect in the lineup.
and its not my heteral lifemate, adlai winston, who i have recently been living with. and smoking immense amounts of marija hoo ha and blowing every last cent that we can muster out of...our asses, basically. and it just never ends.
and school is gonna kill me! ahhh fucking school. someone kill me before i have to walk in that building again and feel that deep and intense pall of absolute darkness, injustice, evil, and tyranny. seriously, sometimes i get this awful feeling when i look around that place and i want to pass out. a higher force of evil i assume.
OH! OH OH OH OH! so the itunes visualizer, right? well i had this theory: its some kind of artificial intelligence that is planted inside everyone computer and it is part of a mass plot to control the world. think about it: each time you turn on your visualizer, its kind of this weird entity just constantly flowing, over in the side of your room. its silent and deadly, just moving moving. and each modulation, each ripple or change in color is part of an enormous code that controls all of the people watching the visualizer. think about it, you never know what its gonna do. and when its up, youre up and when its down, youre down. your moods are constantly correlated with the motion of the visualizer! its inevitable that we are controlled by this divinity.
...or so i thought....
because...i cracked the code motherfuckers. i figured out how to control the visualizer! i broke through into the REAL world. i seriously figured out how to pick and choose which images appear, the color of them, the speed, the shape...the power i have is basically unlimited. so all of you are still living in the faKE world--the matrix. and im neo and i figured out how to control the motherfucking matrix. ive crossed over to the other side. and if the visualizer controls you...and i control the visualizer...i control you. thats right, bitches. I CONTROL YOU! so next time you feel happy, know its because i want you to feel happy. and if you feel depressed, thats cause i want you to feel depressed. but dont worry, youre all safe in my hands as long as you dont fuck with me...and if any one of you attempts to crack the code and succeeds, you may join me on the path of the enlightened where we can collectively control life.
i leave you with those words. digest them, let them sink in slowly.
as for me, im going to go watch football. peace out.
thats akk
except lots and lots of walking, some laced weed, and some hot hot sex.
did i mention lots of walking, weed, and hot hot sex?
basically thats how you can sum it all up.
and now where does that leVE ME? sitting here listening to phish. im pretty sure thats the final destination of any type of journey--sitting her listening to phish. what a relaxing and normal and soothing and easy and normal and normal and normal thing to do. cause lately things have been pretty pretty pretty out of the ordinary.
girls girls girls. girls gone wild! a fun movie.
but no seriously, girls girls girls. girls piss me off!!!! hahaha this is a general comment broadcasted to the vast majority of the female population: WHY ARENT YOU GUYS MORE LIKE BOYS???? the world would be pretty easy if we could understand a single fucking thing that the opposite sex was talking about. its tough to fogure out. but i have it figured out for myself at least: hook up with as many girls as possible that i dont like and that dont like me. at all. im talking about not even friends. im talking totally random and 100 percent sex. cause attachment is something i cannot deal with right now.
HOWEVER. this plan is not a permanent fix. there is a time in every mans life where he must ground himself to create balance. so hopefully what will happen is, in the midst of my promiscuity, i will find a beautiful budding flower that turns into a butterfly who gracefully soars into my arms and doesnt leave them. and im the bee thats gonna pollinate that flower, or pollinate that butterfly, whatever im going to be doing. and shit will work out very well.
hey! i even already have a prospect in the lineup.
and its not my heteral lifemate, adlai winston, who i have recently been living with. and smoking immense amounts of marija hoo ha and blowing every last cent that we can muster out of...our asses, basically. and it just never ends.
and school is gonna kill me! ahhh fucking school. someone kill me before i have to walk in that building again and feel that deep and intense pall of absolute darkness, injustice, evil, and tyranny. seriously, sometimes i get this awful feeling when i look around that place and i want to pass out. a higher force of evil i assume.
OH! OH OH OH OH! so the itunes visualizer, right? well i had this theory: its some kind of artificial intelligence that is planted inside everyone computer and it is part of a mass plot to control the world. think about it: each time you turn on your visualizer, its kind of this weird entity just constantly flowing, over in the side of your room. its silent and deadly, just moving moving. and each modulation, each ripple or change in color is part of an enormous code that controls all of the people watching the visualizer. think about it, you never know what its gonna do. and when its up, youre up and when its down, youre down. your moods are constantly correlated with the motion of the visualizer! its inevitable that we are controlled by this divinity.
...or so i thought....
because...i cracked the code motherfuckers. i figured out how to control the visualizer! i broke through into the REAL world. i seriously figured out how to pick and choose which images appear, the color of them, the speed, the shape...the power i have is basically unlimited. so all of you are still living in the faKE world--the matrix. and im neo and i figured out how to control the motherfucking matrix. ive crossed over to the other side. and if the visualizer controls you...and i control the visualizer...i control you. thats right, bitches. I CONTROL YOU! so next time you feel happy, know its because i want you to feel happy. and if you feel depressed, thats cause i want you to feel depressed. but dont worry, youre all safe in my hands as long as you dont fuck with me...and if any one of you attempts to crack the code and succeeds, you may join me on the path of the enlightened where we can collectively control life.
i leave you with those words. digest them, let them sink in slowly.
as for me, im going to go watch football. peace out.
thats akk