WORST DEALER EVER!!!!
so yeah, my friends from uni wanted some pot so i said "alllllright." So i bought some from andy p (3grams = $33) and decided that because i had worked so hard at uni this year, i could reward myself with a session. and i did! Anyways anyways anyways.....MORNING!!!!!!! (why the fuck am i so enthusiatic?)
So i got up and realised i had to get some foil from the pantry to wrap up 2 grams and then wrap up a single. I walked up stairs, into the kitchen and then rushed into the pantry. My mum suddenly came in and told me not to eat chips for breakfast. I said i was just looking for something. We both stood inside the pantry together for a whole 5 minutes while i was thinking what to do. So i just thought, fuck it! i will just grab the foil and be on my way. FREEEEZE RIGHT HERE!!! lets just think about this for a minute...my mum is already suspicious of me, she knows i smoke pot and she knows that pot comes in foil. So therefore this wouldnt be a wise decision. But like i regrettably thought at the time, Fuck it. I grabbed 2 sheets of foil and rushed downstairs. I lay the sheets on my bed and place the pot on them. Right away, mum tries to barge her way into my room. I put my whole body against the door and know its a test of strength to see who will win. And let me just say that it wasnt an easy battle. My mum has a bit of muscle on her (must be all the sex, YUCKY!!)
So lets just talk about the conversation that goes on right about now
Mum "What are you doing!!?"
Me "Nothing!"
Mum "If your doing any drugs in the house, you can get out!!"
Me "Im not!"
Mum "Then what is that smell?"
Me "Cheese! Cause i work at a cheese factory now!" (ok, i didnt really say this part)
Me "I DONT do drugs anymore, I DONT do drugs anymore! (so at this point im basically implying that im a dealer now, fan-fucking-tastic)
She finally walks away, i quickly wrap up the pot and go to uni.
I actually did work at uni today - but sorry guys, i will have to leave the telling of this fun-filled adventure for another journal. I bet you cant fucking wait!
So yeah, i thought.......i thought.....ok, i dont really think. But what happened anyways, i got home hoping mum has probably forgotten about this morning (dimensia has hit the bitch hard) to find this huge fucking stalk that i had left sitting in the middle of my bed. Oh fuck, she must have moved it too!
and thats my day. (just checked how many spelling mistakes i have, NONE!!! Stick that up ya bumbum Microsoft Word) oh oh oh, almost forget something very important - i made a profit of $30! YAY!!!
So i got up and realised i had to get some foil from the pantry to wrap up 2 grams and then wrap up a single. I walked up stairs, into the kitchen and then rushed into the pantry. My mum suddenly came in and told me not to eat chips for breakfast. I said i was just looking for something. We both stood inside the pantry together for a whole 5 minutes while i was thinking what to do. So i just thought, fuck it! i will just grab the foil and be on my way. FREEEEZE RIGHT HERE!!! lets just think about this for a minute...my mum is already suspicious of me, she knows i smoke pot and she knows that pot comes in foil. So therefore this wouldnt be a wise decision. But like i regrettably thought at the time, Fuck it. I grabbed 2 sheets of foil and rushed downstairs. I lay the sheets on my bed and place the pot on them. Right away, mum tries to barge her way into my room. I put my whole body against the door and know its a test of strength to see who will win. And let me just say that it wasnt an easy battle. My mum has a bit of muscle on her (must be all the sex, YUCKY!!)
So lets just talk about the conversation that goes on right about now
Mum "What are you doing!!?"
Me "Nothing!"
Mum "If your doing any drugs in the house, you can get out!!"
Me "Im not!"
Mum "Then what is that smell?"
Me "Cheese! Cause i work at a cheese factory now!" (ok, i didnt really say this part)
Me "I DONT do drugs anymore, I DONT do drugs anymore! (so at this point im basically implying that im a dealer now, fan-fucking-tastic)
She finally walks away, i quickly wrap up the pot and go to uni.
I actually did work at uni today - but sorry guys, i will have to leave the telling of this fun-filled adventure for another journal. I bet you cant fucking wait!
So yeah, i thought.......i thought.....ok, i dont really think. But what happened anyways, i got home hoping mum has probably forgotten about this morning (dimensia has hit the bitch hard) to find this huge fucking stalk that i had left sitting in the middle of my bed. Oh fuck, she must have moved it too!
and thats my day. (just checked how many spelling mistakes i have, NONE!!! Stick that up ya bumbum Microsoft Word) oh oh oh, almost forget something very important - i made a profit of $30! YAY!!!