"i like to be hands on with my meat"-salad fingers
So today was a lame ass day off from school! like wtf I should stop being such a procrastinator. I had to write a paper for maynard's class that's due tomorrow and i had to do my stupid chem portfolio project!!!!!! Aleast I got to have a sleepover with mary last night. Oh man when you put the two of us in a room together you have no clue what you're gettin yourself into. like yesterday during last period i had maynard and like 10 minutes before the bell rang she came in and was like "maynard i'm kidnapping heather" she just grabbed my bag and told me to go." mr. maynard was way to cool to say no. he so loves mary and me. We're such rebels when we're with each other but when we're with other people we're good kids who don't want to risk getting in trouble. Oh man so we watched Harold and Kumar last night and decided that I was Kumar and she was Harold because she's the one who will kill her self if she gets anything less then an A and i'm the one who is easy going and just wants to have fun. we also watched Hostel. omfg don't ever watch that movie. it's the fucking nastiest thing in the world. yeah i can handle the gore and shit but the fucking pornography in this movie was the worst. like the movie should have been rated triple X with all that nasty shit. yeah i have boobs but i am still uncomfortable with seeing every European girls chest. i'm sorry but i'm not into that. i don't roll that way. Gah and then mary had a nightmare about the creepy salad fingers guy who ends up killing my future husband in the movie. now this guy is the all time creeper of creepers. he was like "i like to be hands on with my meat. i'm a meat eater" like wtf we get it you like "meat" you're fucking gay just say you're a flaming homo and stop putting ur hands all over my man. god damn. ughhhhhhhhhhhh well w/e i am never watvhing that movie again.