Oh god, oh god, oh god. That was wholly brilliant! You took my breath away... because... did I tell you that was brilliant?!?! This was one of the funniest things I've read in the worldcup and I don't think my stomach had ever hurt so much from reading a fic more than now because I've been trying to suppress my laughter as to not annoy everyone in the vicinity with my incessant giggling over Harry being helplessly steered and dominated by Narcissa!
The part that had me laughing the most? The HUGE headlines (the one about wedding bells) totally came out of left field for me. I cherish it. Loved Kingsley's reaction to that, too. <333
But anyway, Draco and Harry are so cute here. Made me want them to just get married already so Harry could officially be Narcissa's long-suffering son-in-law. The way they were made to work together... is epic win. The way they were reunited after the trial, very 'meet cute' in a perverse way. At least to me. Also, Mr. Draco lecturing little girl about Kneazles? PERFECT, I tell you.
And, mystery author, whoever you are, I thank you for the following lines: 1. "Mr Potter, if my husband had listened to me more and to that upstart Half-blood less, he would not now be in Azkaban." 2. "So it turned me on a bit when you got all beastly with that prick of an Auror." 3. "You're about to have a long-distance orgasm then, Potter.
The part that had me laughing the most? The HUGE headlines (the one about wedding bells) totally came out of left field for me. I cherish it. Loved Kingsley's reaction to that, too. <333
But anyway, Draco and Harry are so cute here. Made me want them to just get married already so Harry could officially be Narcissa's long-suffering son-in-law. The way they were made to work together... is epic win. The way they were reunited after the trial, very 'meet cute' in a perverse way. At least to me. Also, Mr. Draco lecturing little girl about Kneazles? PERFECT, I tell you.
And, mystery author, whoever you are, I thank you for the following lines:
1. "Mr Potter, if my husband had listened to me more and to that upstart Half-blood less, he would not now be in Azkaban."
2. "So it turned me on a bit when you got all beastly with that prick of an Auror."
3. "You're about to have a long-distance orgasm then, Potter.
<3
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