Title:
How Auror Potter Solved the Most Important Mystery of His CareerAuthor: currently anon
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,000
Warnings: None
Summary: Harry is NOT in a romantic relationship with Draco; no matter what everyone else seems to believe.
Why I loved it:This has to blow every previous Oblivious!Harry fic out of the water. As someone commented, "There are a lot of fics in which Harry is oblivious, but this has got to be the epitome of obliviousness. I don't think he could be any more oblivious if he had been literally Obliviated."
HARRY, YOU LOVELY DUMB CUTESTER, YOU! The boys don't just live together, they actually share a bed in this fic, but Harry just can not work out that he is not only love with Draco but in fact, in a relationship with him. It's just pure fluff and a real treat.
Excerpt:
He handed the tray to Draco and crawled back into their bed. 'So what shall we do today? Laze around with a crossword? Go to the village for lunch? Go flying?' When Draco had first moved in, they had avoided each other out of fear of shattering their fragile truce. Now, Harry didn't even doubt that Draco would spend the day with him.
Draco smiled as he looked at the window across from the bed. The sky was already bright blue with only one or two small white clouds, and the morning sun was shining against Draco's pale hair and face. He was adorably rumpled from sleep and his hair was still the mess that only Harry was allowed to see. Draco turned his smile on Harry. 'Let's do it all.'
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They spent the morning flying over the nearby countryside under strong Disillusionment Spells. Despite Draco being as blue as the surrounding sky, Harry always knew where he was; his presence was too powerful to be masked by any spell. They raced and tried to outdo each other's manoeuvres as they flew over pastures of oblivious cows and sheep.
They arrived home hungry and sweaty, so they each took a shower-Draco first as he needed the extra time to dress and do his hair-before they headed into the village. Harry spent most of his time in the shower wanking; flying with Draco always left him half-hard. It was probably his Slytherin side getting off on the exciting competition.