Fic: Exodus Honey (R)
Author: derryere
Title: Exodus Honey
Pairing(s): H/D
Rating: Heavy R
Summary: In which Draco sucks at his job, Harry has problems, and an assload of illegal money helps the shit hit the fan. There are also Mafiosi, guns, carjackings and flip-flops. EWE.
Warnings: Swearing, violence, a blatant disregard of a certain epilogue, mild AU and suzzual situazions.
Total word count: 35k
Original prompt request number: 12
Second prompt at link
Disclaimer: This story/artwork is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's notes: Somehow, by some insane twist of a really odd sense of humour, I aimed for AU and ended up almost entirely canon. I don’t know how that happened, and I feel I have to say sorry for that beforehand. And then for some other things, like, the lack of millions of guns (which I also aimed for!) that ended up being just a few. I’m also sorry for the singing. I am very, very sorry for the singing. That said, though, I hope you enjoy! It was one whacked out ride, and while I was close to choking a bitch at times - I had a blast (mostly because of the singing).
Beta(s): Major thanks to C, for the brilliantly quick beta’ing. To the mods and their insane devotion, who, let’s face it, made sure I won’t make a complete jackass out of myself with my brilliant ~linguistic skills~. To G, for listening to the constant bla bla bla, and to P, who came up with the ingenious title: “STFU and GTFO!” Which sadly, I couldn’t use. Though when her reaction to this title was, ‘not as good as mine, but okay’, it all the approval I needed.
Exodus Honey
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Title: Exodus Honey
Pairing(s): H/D
Rating: Heavy R
Summary: In which Draco sucks at his job, Harry has problems, and an assload of illegal money helps the shit hit the fan. There are also Mafiosi, guns, carjackings and flip-flops. EWE.
Warnings: Swearing, violence, a blatant disregard of a certain epilogue, mild AU and suzzual situazions.
Total word count: 35k
Original prompt request number: 12
Second prompt at link
Disclaimer: This story/artwork is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's notes: Somehow, by some insane twist of a really odd sense of humour, I aimed for AU and ended up almost entirely canon. I don’t know how that happened, and I feel I have to say sorry for that beforehand. And then for some other things, like, the lack of millions of guns (which I also aimed for!) that ended up being just a few. I’m also sorry for the singing. I am very, very sorry for the singing. That said, though, I hope you enjoy! It was one whacked out ride, and while I was close to choking a bitch at times - I had a blast (mostly because of the singing).
Beta(s): Major thanks to C, for the brilliantly quick beta’ing. To the mods and their insane devotion, who, let’s face it, made sure I won’t make a complete jackass out of myself with my brilliant ~linguistic skills~. To G, for listening to the constant bla bla bla, and to P, who came up with the ingenious title: “STFU and GTFO!” Which sadly, I couldn’t use. Though when her reaction to this title was, ‘not as good as mine, but okay’, it all the approval I needed.
Exodus Honey
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