Happy H/D Holidays loveless_x|How Chocolate Saved Christmas - NC17

[zhonnika]

Title: How Chocolate Saved Christmas (as far as Harry Potter is concerned)
Author: NQDonne
Recipient: loveless_x

Summary: Remus Lupin mistakenly gifts his friends with some aphrodisiac-laced chocolate. Harry’s the first victim.

Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,800
Kinks: dirty talk, frottage, sex in a broom closet :D
Author’s Note: loveless_x - I’ve tried my best to hit

Comments

[aome]

HAHAHAHAHA. This was great. I loved these bits in particular:

“You arsehole…” Draco chewed. “I’m gonna..” He swallowed. “Gonna…” His eyes went glassy and he looked ill for a moment. “…come in my pants if you don’t fuck me soon.”

and

"you think you could be gay again? Like now?”

We won't think about what the others might have been up to. :D

[luci0logy]

“God bless Remus fucking Lupin,” Malfoy said wryly.

I bet Harry thinks the man should be made a saint. Will they run out of chocolate before they run out of positions? I wonder who Tonks is going to pounce on. Hmmmmmm. *wanders off to consider*

[hds_beltane]

funny stuff!

[eloiselovelace]

Heee! This is so fantastic! Hot and hilarious, with great snark and wonderful dialogue. (Best line, "Dear god, they're in there with my mother.") I especially loved the post-shagging dialogue, and the prospect of what the others might have been up to. I'm rather hoping for Tonks/Ginny and Ron/Hermione myself. :)

Also, great setup - enjoyed the lads at Honeydukes, and amen to Tonks and Lupin deciding that they are both the obviously gay characters who therefore can't be together especially since Remus is unable to grow a vagina (snerk!). Amen for Ginny's insightful gift, too!

[shiny_crystal]

Haha, that's definitely quite a funny PWPish scene. I don't normally like them, but this one was just hilarious.